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I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby LT Blue Colt » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:36 pm

Okay, this might get a lot of hits, because I know you guys are jokers. But, please for anybody that can give me a serious answer . . . here it would be cool. Now, I'm pretty cool with this, I love my wife, my wife loves me, but she's now worried and I'm turning to you guys for a little help. She recently got a tattoo with some friends of hers, right around one of their weddings. Not really a bachlorette party, but right in the vicinity. Anyway she got this cute (yes, I used the word cute) tattoo on her left shoulder of a star fading from black to pink, top to bottom, about and inch and a quarter around. God forbid one of the girls later in the night, almost "pass out" time, had to mention that a tattoo of a star anywhere meant you were a pornstar. Now I have no doubt my woman would be the best of the best :-b , but to a woman things like this. . . well, it's now freaking her out. And I have to admit, now I'm a little edgy too. If it was on her butt. Cool. I'm probably the only one that would ever see it. But, on her shoulder? Wearing a dress, swimsuit, etc. Awww, damn! (In a Will Smith kinda way) So, I gotta know, what do you guys think? I very, very, very vaguely heard of something like this before. But, nothing enough to come up with a conclusion on. Or a good lie. Just ask her, I can't lie worth a crap. So, please brothers of fantasy football, give it to me hard & staight . . . but be gentle. This apparent pornstar hubby needs an answer. :~(
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby knapplc » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:50 pm

Nope, that doesn't mean that she is, or thinks she is, a porn star.


Now that we've gotten that out of the way, everyone can commence with the jokes. :-)
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby moonhead » Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:22 pm

jesus dude. pics. n00b.

i really only know one chick with a star tattoo. she just liked stars. and ketamine. and raunchy sex. and insane clown posse. :*)

anyway, i think it's ok. tramp stamp star? oof. shoulder blade star? not bad.
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby The_Captain » Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:37 pm

It's a tattoo and nothing more, no meaning, no definition of character, it clearly does not mean she's a pornstart, etc.....it's just a tattoo.

Enjoy it and leave it for what it is.....over analyzing something like this will drive you crazy. In the long run, don't care what others think, as long as you both like it, that's all that matters.
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby bobbing_headz » Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:46 pm

There are probably pornstars who have star tattoos and there are probably many other people who aren't. I've never heard anything about it so it can pretty much mean whatever you take it to be. Don't sweat it.

I mean c'mon. You're asking a bunch of guys about porn. You think we'd probably know :-D
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby bobbing_headz » Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:49 pm

moonhead wrote:jesus dude. pics. n00b.

i really only know one chick with a star tattoo. she just liked stars. and ketamine. and raunchy sex. and insane clown posse. :*)

anyway, i think it's ok. tramp stamp star? oof. shoulder blade star? not bad.


What do you have against insane clown posse? :-b
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:23 am

Look on the bright side: she didn't put that star near her butt to well, give you a tip.
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby flotsamnjetsam » Fri Sep 05, 2008 2:56 am

I see nothing wrong with the tattoo at all. Each tattoo means something to the person who gets it. Who cares if someone else sees it and assumes it means something else. ;-D


PS: The girl that pointed this out is obviously a porn star. ;-7 :-b ;-)
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:04 am

bobbing_headz wrote:
moonhead wrote:jesus dude. pics. n00b.

i really only know one chick with a star tattoo. she just liked stars. and ketamine. and raunchy sex. and insane clown posse. :*)

anyway, i think it's ok. tramp stamp star? oof. shoulder blade star? not bad.


What do you have against insane clown posse? :-b


i always thought moon was a closet juggalo

oh...and i've never heard such a reference...now if she had a Daddy's Little Girl tramp stamp...then yeah, pron star
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Re: I need a straight answer, please!!!

Postby treat24 » Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:09 am

yeah, that's bogus... the girl who pointed it out was trying to make you woman self conscious or just being a "b"
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