The official 2008/2009 @!FU!@ list

[HomerJay]

I would like to personally thank the following for week one's awsome performances

Carson Palmer 99 yards and 1 Int
Santonio Holmes 19 rec yards 1 fumble

[bobbing_headz]

Thank you Torry Holt for your spectacular 1 catch 9 yard performance.

[Cowboys 4 life]

Thanks Addai for sucking. And thanks Chris Johnson and Forte for sitting on my bench with Addai and Portis sucking.

[GoodStash]

T. Holt probably lost me game 1!! I thought all week about starting N. Burleson or D.Bowe in his place, but just couldn't sit Holt on week one. I hate you, Torry Holt

What are my chances:
http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=399918

[FFslacker]

Thank you Indianapolis Defense. What would I ever have done without your earning me -2 points.

[moochman]

Braylon Edwards. Nice 2 whole catches for less than a bedpan of yardage. WTG Bray Bray.

[Osk]

Thank you Palmer! (should have known better than to trust a condom).
Thanks Coles.
Thanks Steve Smith (giants).
Thank you Holmes and Chris Perry.

Luckily I had LT to save my.... oh wait... no, he didn't do all that great either.

Bad, bad week 1.

[smurfette]

I would like to personally thank the following for week one's awsome performances

Carson Palmer 99 yards and 1 Int
Santonio Holmes 19 rec yards 1 fumble

I second this, and I have to add myself to the awesome performance list for playing Palmer and his broken nose over my other QB, Delhomme. If I had played Delhomme, I would have won by four point in one of my leagues, instead of losing by 20.

[joejlitz]

Thank you San Antonio Holmes for every one of those 19 yards receiving!

[footballprincess85]

@%&# Carson Palmer, Addai, Braylon Edwards and Housh for your wonderful performances and and KEY points getting against one of the worst teams in my league. Thanks for letting me lose. If anyone of you could have played a typical game, I would have won. Thanks.