assault with an 8 inch sausage.

[bobbing_headz]

Wait, was there actually a sausage involved?

[knapplc]

I had three different girls in high school and eight in college accuse me of the same thing this, by the way. I was found guilty in the first degree.

[Dan Lambskin]

the DJ was trying to get into contact with the person who got spices rubbed on him...

what kind of rub was it? I'm doing some research.

It was Pappy's...a local brand that's pretty good. Large grocery stores here have various roasts pre-rubbed with it...something we call tri-tip, but from living elsewhere in the country that cut of meat seems to be a California thing.

http://pappyschoice.com/products.html

I don't know how it compliments human flesh...let us know what you find out from your...research.

Pappy's cumin?

I had three different girls in high school and eight in college accuse me of the same thing this, by the way. I was found guilty in the first degree.

no way you had that many chicks...unless you count your "action figures"

[jayday]

Funniest story of the year.

I even think the name of the sausage seasoning is funny. "What are we having for breakfast, mom?" "Pappy's sausage."

[Metroid]

I wonder what it's like getting woke up by a guy slapping you in the face with a giant sausage? Maybe I should ask my old lady.

[Dan Lambskin]

I wonder what it's like getting woke up by a guy slapping you in the face with a giant sausage? Maybe I should ask my old lady.

do you really want to ask her about an old boyfriend

[Metroid]

I wonder what it's like getting woke up by a guy slapping you in the face with a giant sausage? Maybe I should ask my old lady.

do you really want to ask her about an old boyfriend

Yeah you're probably right, that just rehash some old memories. Thanks Dan.

[knapplc]

Dan with the zinger! You're all over this thread, homey!

[Metroid]

Dan with the zinger! You're all over this thread, homey!

Yeah Dan's on fire.

[RiffRaff]

I wonder what it's like getting woke up by a guy slapping you in the face with a giant sausage? Maybe I should ask my old lady.

do you really want to ask her about an old boyfriend

There's nothing better than talking to your mother about old fashioned skin on wieners slapping her on the chin.