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Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby treat24 » Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:17 pm

Just post a little statement about how a team. It can be a statement on their season, how they are doing, or it can be relevant to the game they played today or next week’s game.

Keep it lighthearted and funny. I will put the best blurbs in the Cafe's NFL Barometer. You don't get any shiny icons or anything. You do, however, get your name in the Barometer for everyone to see how funny/witty you can be! You can also rank the NFL teams for the Barometer or rank for our start/sit section HERE!

Example:

Packers:
“If you cut off Brett Favre’s arms, he’d just give stiff arms with his chin and throw TD passes with his junk.” - Metroid


Note: I might have to alter a blurb for grammar.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby howardryan6 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:06 pm

Lions:
"It seems like the NFL accidentally sent an email to the Lions secondary, saying that the game had been moved to November 7th."
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby howardryan6 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:09 pm

Giants:
"Another game, another Forte yards for the rookie back for Chicago."
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby howardryan6 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:30 pm

Browns:
"Anyone know why Shaun Rogers is on the sidelines with a headset?"
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby howardryan6 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:33 pm

Patriots:
"You shoulda heard all the Jet's fans booo when Cassel went down and held his knee."
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby 34=Sweetness » Sun Sep 14, 2008 7:49 pm

The way Greg Olsen protects the ball, the Bears would be better off with Mary Kate Olsen at TE.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:28 pm

34=Sweetness wrote:The way Greg Olsen protects the ball, the Bears would be better off with Mary Kate Olsen at TE.


Nice one. ;-D
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby howardryan6 » Sun Sep 14, 2008 8:32 pm

Titans:
"Hey Guys! I was just playing Vince Young in Madden!"
"Yeah right. How can you prove it?"
"He is the only guy in the world that would use Billy Volek instead of himself."
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby moochman » Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:47 am

It's week 2 and I cannot think of one funny thing to say about the Detroit Lions.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 2]

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:37 am

moochman wrote:It's week 2 and I cannot think of one funny thing to say about the Detroit Lions.


I think you just did. :-D
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