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Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby treat24 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:17 pm

Just post a little statement about how a team. It can be a statement on their season, how they are doing, or it can be relevant to the game they played today or next week’s game.

Keep it lighthearted and funny. I will put the best blurbs in the Cafe's NFL Barometer. You don't get any shiny icons or anything. You do, however, get your name in the Barometer for everyone to see how funny/witty you can be! You can also rank the NFL teams for the Barometer or rank for our start/sit section HERE!

Example:

Packers:
“If you cut off Brett Favre’s arms, he’d just give stiff arms with his chin and throw TD passes with his junk.” - Metroid


Note: I might have to alter a blurb for grammar.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby RiffRaff » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:17 am

Seriously. The Vikes turn to the career bench warmer Rob Schneider. Oh yeah, get on the Gus Bus.
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I guess Vikings fans have a different use for kleenex than most men.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:29 pm

On New England/Miami:
biju wrote:When the person who made up the word awesome first said it he was looking into the future at this game.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby Metroid » Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:58 pm

Torn from the classified section of tomorrows Oakland Tribune...

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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:31 pm

Metroid wrote:Torn from the classified section of tomorrows Oakland Tribune...

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:-b


Got something like that for the Steelers' offensive line? !+)

I've got a pretty good blurb for Pittsburgh I think:

It took three games to reiterate, but the Steelers are an offensive line away from being an elite team. Right now they're a good team with an excellent quarterback that never has enough time to throw.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby m16a » Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:32 pm

This can work for the Eagles or the Steelers, but it would probably go better for the Eagles.


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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Sep 21, 2008 7:12 pm

Cleokatrah wrote:You guys didn't hear about the secret contest today? Whichever NFL team performed the best impression of Detroit's Defense this weekend gets a new set of cameras from commisioner Goodell.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby The Lung » Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:07 pm

The Steelers wrote:New year, same awful offensive line...
(~);}

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(~);}
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:26 pm

Actually, how bout this for the Steelers:

Pittsburgh puts the offensive in offensive line.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 3]

Postby croutonjack » Wed Sep 24, 2008 8:02 pm

Tony Kornheiser said the Antonio Cromartie has good ball skills...twice...I thought it was kind of funny and it made me chuckle
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