Typical Pac-10 fans

[shimposter]

Good morning!

I am a sportswriter in Spokane, Wash., and am preparing to write a column on typical Pac-10 football fans, broken down by each of the 10 schools.

For example:

Oregon fan: gaudy gear, high (chemically induced) and mighty in Hippie Town USA, owe their soul to Phil Knight
USC fan: likely a movie star, musician, politician, high profile, Pete Carroll is a God
Arizona fan: AARP card, great tan, scratch golfer, copy of "Desert Swarm" SI cover in shadow box in condo

Please help me fill in the blanks.

Thanks!

[Metroid]

gotta love stereotyping.

[VaderFin]

gotta love stereotyping.

Shut up and go bow down to your Knight shrine some more.

[deerayfan072]

gotta love stereotyping.

Shut up and go bow down to your Knight shrine some more.

Does your probation officer know you are online?

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

The second I saw this title I knew Met would be annoyed...then seeing Oregon first made me even surer.

[Metroid]

Annoyed? Meh maybe a little. Annoyed that for the most part it's true.

[Metroid]

OK I'll play a little.

Oregon State fan: An avid hunter, chews tobacky, rides cow to class, thinks formal wear is mossy oak camo and still bragging about their Heisman winner from the early 60's...Terry Whats-his-name.

[Nfl Fan]

Husky fans have to wear purple! Kinda reminds me of...

[Sandrock]

OK I'll play a little.

Oregon State fan: An avid hunter, chews tobacky, rides cow to class, thinks formal wear is mossy oak camo and still bragging about their Heisman winner from the early 60's...Terry Whats-his-name.

Hey, at least we had a Heisman winner. And I haven't ridden a cow to class since 2002. So take that!

[Metroid]

OK I'll play a little.

Oregon State fan: An avid hunter, chews tobacky, rides cow to class, thinks formal wear is mossy oak camo and still bragging about their Heisman winner from the early 60's...Terry Whats-his-name.

Hey, at least we had a Heisman winner. And I haven't ridden a cow to class since 2002. So take that!

LOL! Nice.