Typical Pac-10 fans

[A Fleshner Fantasy]

OK I'll play a little.

Oregon State fan: An avid hunter, chews tobacky, rides cow to class, thinks formal wear is mossy oak camo and still bragging about their Heisman winner from the early 60's...Terry Whats-his-name.

Hey, at least we had a Heisman winner. And I haven't ridden a cow to class since 2002. So take that!

I didn't know you graduated in 2002