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Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 5]

Postby treat24 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:20 am

Just post a little statement about how a team. It can be a statement on their season, how they are doing, or it can be relevant to the game they played today or next week’s game.

Keep it lighthearted and funny. I will put the best blurbs in the Cafe's NFL Barometer. You don't get any shiny icons or anything. You do, however, get your name in the Barometer for everyone to see how funny/witty you can be! You can also rank the NFL teams for the Barometer or rank for our start/sit section HERE!

Example:

Packers:
“If you cut off Brett Favre’s arms, he’d just give stiff arms with his chin and throw TD passes with his junk.” - Metroid


Note: I might have to alter a blurb for grammar.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 5]

Postby joelamosobadiah » Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:32 pm

treat24 wrote:Just post a little statement about how a team.

Note: I might have to alter a blurb for grammar.


Please don't. :-B
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 5]

Postby The Lung » Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:46 pm

wurmz07 wrote:Sage RosenFAIL
:-D
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 5]

Postby IHaveHumanPlayers » Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:03 pm

Jon Gruden only gives Earnest Graham 10 carries against Denver... wait, that's not funny. It's just sad.
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 5]

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:06 pm

When does Ronnie Brown get his QB eligibility in Yahoo? :-D
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 5]

Postby The Lung » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:39 pm

Hey Chilly, maybe you don't want to punt to Reggie Bush next time, ya think?!?
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Re: Have a funny blurb about your (or any) team? [NFL Week 5]

Postby steelerfan513 » Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:50 pm

Steelers:

If you forgot why the Steelers gave Ben Roethlisberger $102 million, there ya go.
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