Running Down the Dream

[Dan Lambskin]

the best possible ending to this story would have been Knapp catching the elevator and finding out "she" was a tranny

[Guru13]

Moral of the story: Never wear sandals to work

wrong, moral of the story: never get your coffee refilled.

[joelamosobadiah]

You can't tell me your phone doesn't have a camera on it Knapp. That would have made all the difference.

[knapplc]

You can't tell me your phone doesn't have a camera on it Knapp. That would have made all the difference.

My phone is a phone. I use it to talk to people. It's not a camera, or a text machine, or a calendar, or a toy. It's a phone.

[The Artful Dodger]

Without reading all that, is this the girl you posted about a few months on the Darkside on how to get her to talk to you?

[Dan Lambskin]

Without reading all that, is this the girl you posted about a few months on the Darkside on how to get her to talk to you?

AKA the Starbucks girl

[knapplc]

Without reading all that, is this the girl you posted about a few months on the Darkside on how to get her to talk to you?

AKA the Starbucks girl

No, different girl, and I wasn't asking for advice on how to get her to talk to me. I'm married, Art! I've been married for almost 17 years! I have zero trouble talking to women.

THAT situation was that the girl in Starbucks was good looking, smelled nice and dressed nice, but since she was RIGHT BEHIND ME, I couldn't very well turn around and stare without looking like a goof. As I recall, I got tons of advice from the Dark Sidians telling me to "just turn around" or "drop something and look up her skirt" or other such quality advice.

[scottaa1]

THAT situation was that the girl in Starbucks was good looking, smelled nice and dressed nice, but since she was RIGHT BEHIND ME, I couldn't very well turn around and stare without looking like a goof. As I recall, I got tons of advice from the Dark Sidians telling me to "just turn around" or "drop something and look up her skirt" or other such quality advice.

You could have done something rude, like flatulating, and then had a reason to turn around and apologize to her. "Need to cut back on the soy milk in my lattes!!"

I was walking behind a hot blond on the way in from the parking lot this morning. Long hair, tight jeans, very nice. I thought about whiping it out - my cell phone cam - but it makes a loud 'picture' sound whenever capturing, probably to alert the general public to the presence of a perv who would photograph a woman's backside with his cell phone.

[Madison]

I'd walk more if there was a hot chick in front of me.

Interesting story. My guess is that she was visiting someone since she went to your office but didn't take the path you'd have taken (which I assume is the most direct route).

Unless she did all the zigzagging because she caught sight of you and thought you were stalking her.

Sorry to hear you didn't at least get an eyeful though. All that work and not even a good look.

[RWLongy4]

creep.










Good read, I thought for sure you were going to catch her and it was going to be your boss or something ridiculous