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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:53 am

the best possible ending to this story would have been Knapp catching the elevator and finding out "she" was a tranny :-b
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby Guru13 » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:55 am

dream_017 wrote:Moral of the story: Never wear sandals to work

wrong, moral of the story: never get your coffee refilled. :-b
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:58 am

You can't tell me your phone doesn't have a camera on it Knapp. That would have made all the difference. :-b
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby knapplc » Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:59 am

joelamosobadiah wrote:You can't tell me your phone doesn't have a camera on it Knapp. That would have made all the difference. :-b

My phone is a phone. I use it to talk to people. It's not a camera, or a text machine, or a calendar, or a toy. It's a phone.
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby The Artful Dodger » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:05 pm

Without reading all that, is this the girl you posted about a few months on the Darkside on how to get her to talk to you? :-b
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:09 pm

The Artful Dodger wrote:Without reading all that, is this the girl you posted about a few months on the Darkside on how to get her to talk to you? :-b


AKA the Starbucks girl
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby knapplc » Mon Oct 06, 2008 2:53 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:Without reading all that, is this the girl you posted about a few months on the Darkside on how to get her to talk to you? :-b


AKA the Starbucks girl

No, different girl, and I wasn't asking for advice on how to get her to talk to me. :-b I'm married, Art! I've been married for almost 17 years! I have zero trouble talking to women.

THAT situation was that the girl in Starbucks was good looking, smelled nice and dressed nice, but since she was RIGHT BEHIND ME, I couldn't very well turn around and stare without looking like a goof. As I recall, I got tons of advice from the Dark Sidians telling me to "just turn around" or "drop something and look up her skirt" or other such quality advice. ;-7
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:45 pm

knapplc wrote:THAT situation was that the girl in Starbucks was good looking, smelled nice and dressed nice, but since she was RIGHT BEHIND ME, I couldn't very well turn around and stare without looking like a goof. As I recall, I got tons of advice from the Dark Sidians telling me to "just turn around" or "drop something and look up her skirt" or other such quality advice. ;-7


You could have done something rude, like flatulating, and then had a reason to turn around and apologize to her. "Need to cut back on the soy milk in my lattes!!"

I was walking behind a hot blond on the way in from the parking lot this morning. Long hair, tight jeans, very nice. I thought about whiping it out - my cell phone cam - but it makes a loud 'picture' sound whenever capturing, probably to alert the general public to the presence of a perv who would photograph a woman's backside with his cell phone.
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby Madison » Mon Oct 06, 2008 3:52 pm

I'd walk more if there was a hot chick in front of me. :-b

Interesting story. :-D My guess is that she was visiting someone since she went to your office but didn't take the path you'd have taken (which I assume is the most direct route).

Unless she did all the zigzagging because she caught sight of you and thought you were stalking her. O:-) :-b

Sorry to hear you didn't at least get an eyeful though. All that work and not even a good look. :~(
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Re: Running Down the Dream

Postby RWLongy4 » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:47 pm

creep.










;-7 :-b Good read, I thought for sure you were going to catch her and it was going to be your boss or something ridiculous ;-D
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