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Postby joejlitz » Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:04 am

But Clinton Portis will get hurt this week.
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Postby Guru13 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:16 am

if he does, I'm comin' after you dude, he and Frank Gore have anchored my money league team...I can NOT lose him. :-o


I was feeling more like 150+ and 2 TDs. ;-D :-b
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Re: Don't ask me how I know...

Postby AllDay » Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:35 am

Hard to bench him with an easy matchup and a bad feeling I read on the internets.

Why would you wanna try to jinx Dr. Do Itch Big like that?
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Re: Don't ask me how I know...

Postby joejlitz » Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:51 pm

AllDay wrote:Hard to bench him with an easy matchup and a bad feeling I read on the internets.

Why would you wanna try to jinx Dr. Do Itch Big like that?

I'm not saying to bench him. I'm not benching him. I just have a feeling... There's a 98% chance I am wrong. I just want credit if I am right ;-D

Kind'a like calling a home run before a guy hits one.

Where is the purple Jesus quote from?
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Postby JasonSeahorn » Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:52 pm

joejlitz wrote:
Where is the purple Jesus quote from?


Adrian Peterson is referred to some people as Purple Jesus.

If Portis gets hurt, SJax will explode for 150 yards and 2 TDs :-D
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Re: Don't ask me how I know...

Postby quitesanemax » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:40 pm

joejlitz wrote:
AllDay wrote:Hard to bench him with an easy matchup and a bad feeling I read on the internets.

Why would you wanna try to jinx Dr. Do Itch Big like that?

I'm not saying to bench him. I'm not benching him. I just have a feeling... There's a 98% chance I am wrong. I just want credit if I am right ;-D

Kind'a like calling a home run before a guy hits one.

Where is the purple Jesus quote from?


Credit... okay, whateva. If he gets hurt, your going to have a whole bunch of Portis owners at the cafe who will blame you for cursing him. At the very least, this is bad karma. If that's the type of credit you want, go for it.

Oh yeah. I also have a feeling that if Clinton Portis gets hurt at all this year, this thread ends up at the top of the board the next day... and you will get the same credit.

Lol.
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Re: Don't ask me how I know...

Postby joejlitz » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:13 pm

quitesanemax wrote:
joejlitz wrote:
AllDay wrote:Hard to bench him with an easy matchup and a bad feeling I read on the internets.

Why would you wanna try to jinx Dr. Do Itch Big like that?

I'm not saying to bench him. I'm not benching him. I just have a feeling... There's a 98% chance I am wrong. I just want credit if I am right ;-D

Kind'a like calling a home run before a guy hits one.

Where is the purple Jesus quote from?


Credit... okay, whateva. If he gets hurt, your going to have a whole bunch of Portis owners at the cafe who will blame you for cursing him. At the very least, this is bad karma. If that's the type of credit you want, go for it.

Oh yeah. I also have a feeling that if Clinton Portis gets hurt at all this year, this thread ends up at the top of the board the next day... and you will get the same credit.

Lol.

Don't be bitter. I just have a feeling. Why would you say this:
I also have a feeling that if Clinton Portis gets hurt at all this year, this thread ends up at the top of the board the next day... and you will get the same credit.

Have you seen me do this elsewhere in the cafe?
I'm not gonna run this thread again after this weekend.
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Re: Don't ask me how I know...

Postby joejlitz » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:15 pm

JasonSeahorn wrote:
joejlitz wrote:
Where is the purple Jesus quote from?


Adrian Peterson is referred to some people as Purple Jesus.

If Portis gets hurt, SJax will explode for 150 yards and 2 TDs :-D

Hey! If Portis does get hurt, SJAX busts for the year, Kevin Walter becomes a solid #2 fantasy player, and Cotchery is a top-10 WR, then I want one of those little cap and gown guys, too! :-D
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Re: Don't ask me how I know...

Postby quitesanemax » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:22 pm

joejlitz wrote:Don't be bitter. I just have a feeling.


Not bitter... I might be bitter if he gets hurt tomorrow, but I'm not right now. Lol.

joejlitz wrote:Why would you say this:
I also have a feeling that if Clinton Portis gets hurt at all this year, this thread ends up at the top of the board the next day... and you will get the same credit.

Have you seen me do this elsewhere in the cafe?
I'm not gonna run this thread again after this weekend.


Ah, no. Just think that if he gets injured after next week, someone is going to remember this thread, and bring it back to the top, and blame you for cursing him! Just playing with you.

But seriously, if we all posted something like this every time we got a feeling, these boards would be overcrowded.
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Re: Don't ask me how I know...

Postby steelerfan513 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:59 pm

I have a feeling that aliens will land at FedEx field and abduct Portis and Jason Campbell.

Hey, I'll probably be wrong, but if I'm right I'll look like a genius.
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