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Postby Guttpuppy » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:10 pm

Don't know if you guys game on the PS2 or not,if not you've still probably heard of Grand Theft Auto.I was kind of pissed last night so I decided to take it out on the hoodlums of Vice City in the new GTA game.I had just bought the game so I had to start from go.The 1st couple of missions were fairly easy as usual,so I'm rolling pretty good when the orders come in that I have to go off this chef.I find him in an alley making deals on his cellphone & generously pop a couple caps in him.So then this guy appears saying he's my buddy & will help me being new to the city.I decline his help and he says,"No,believe me,you WILL need my help".As he says this the scene pans to what's behind me,3 more chefs(in chef's garb) carrying,you guessed it,HUGE chopping knives.I'm thinkin' Menyak all the way,I had to laugh.Instead of fighting them,the objective was to get the hell out of there.So I started running with the stranger & the Chef "gang" in hot pursuit.Just when we got to the getaway vehicle,they caught up.So here I am getting minced by this group of cut-happy chefs so I fought them off & got away,a little worse for wear missing a cut or two of my pixelated flesh.

Just thought this was funny & figured I'd share it with the Cafe.It certainly lightened my mood as I was having a pretty bad day.I'm sure I'm not done with these guys either & will be watching my back for the Malicious Menyaks in the missions to come.
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Postby kashikis » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:20 pm

LMAO

Menyak's on a rampage.....ahh sadistic webmasters with knives!!!

Thats sick but ive played the game and it doesn't suprise me at all.
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Postby Arlo » Mon Nov 11, 2002 5:39 pm

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while!

Man, am I going to have bad dreams tonight... :-D
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Postby menyak » Mon Nov 11, 2002 6:14 pm

Yep, GTA is pretty realistic... :-D

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Postby Arlo » Mon Nov 11, 2002 6:21 pm

Did I say bad dreams? I am not going to shut my eyes tonight... (gulp). :-)
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