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Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby treat24 » Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:49 am

Just post a little statement about how a team. It can be a statement on their season, how they are doing, or it can be relevant to the game they played today or next week’s game.

The blurbs go here for everyone to see how funny/witty you can be. :-)

You can also rank the NFL teams for the Barometer or rank for our start/sit section HERE!

Blurb Example:

Packers:
“If you cut off Brett Favre’s arms, he’d just give stiff arms with his chin and throw TD passes with his junk.” - Metroid



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I'm currently looking for a fan from each team to give me a blurb each week so I can get the article posted sooner among other reasons. Any volunteers? :-D
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer (Week 7)

Postby Kilroy » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:24 pm

Browns: Kellen Winslow revealed late Sunday that his "mystery illness" was a staph infection, making him the 2,347th Browns player to contract one. Seriously, fellas....Lysol. Ever heard of it?
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer (Week 7)

Postby Kilroy » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:33 pm

Cardinals: Sarah Palin is a Vice-Presidential nominee, The Tampa Bay Rays are in the World Series, and the Arizona Cardinals are the class of their division and a legitimate contender in the NFC. What's next? Locusts? Frogs? Drew Rosenhaus taking a vow of silence?
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer (Week 7)

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:47 pm

Well, I was going to post one for Dallas, but I found this and I like it. :-D

tbagz wrote:This just in. Reports that Brad Johnson was a decent QB were greatly exaggerated.
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby treat24 » Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:27 am

Week 7 is done, on to week 8 :)
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby smackthefirst » Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:06 pm

I just realized that today could be a game commentary first. Treat doesn't have a Vikings thread to keep pushing to the top. ;-)
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby WaCougMBS » Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:03 pm

Seahawks:

We don't need no stinking wide receivers - we'll just throw dump-off passes to our fullback and own you!
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby treat24 » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:52 am

smackthefirst wrote:I just realized that today could be a game commentary first. Treat doesn't have a Vikings thread to keep pushing to the top. ;-)


haha! :-b :~( I miss my vikes :~(
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:23 pm

Steelers:

The defense is who we thought they were. Unfortunately, so is the offensive line.
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby The Lung » Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:14 am

If you can start the Bears field goal holder in your league, (against the Lions) do it! ;-D
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