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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:03 pm

I hate myself for saying this but...

Patriots: Tom who?
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:17 pm

Another for the Eagles:

Andy Reid made the right decision. Why play a QB with a 13.2 passer rating when there's one on your bench that can put up a 15.3?

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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby joejlitz » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:43 am

NYG: "My name is Plaxico I got a license to ill..." I just don't have a license for my gat.
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Nov 30, 2008 10:54 pm

Cleveland: Now we get to show a 3rd QB what it's like to have his passes dropped!
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby joejlitz » Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:04 pm

DEN:
Patrick Hillis: "That's what I think of your 3rd-ranked rushing defense!"
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:03 pm

Minnesota: I told you we don't need a passing game to win!
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby FalconFL » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:32 am

Atlanta: Maybe now people will stop rating San Diego over Atlanta in the power rankings.
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby moochman » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:23 am

FalconFL wrote:Atlanta: Maybe now people will stop rating San Diego over Atlanta in the power rankings.


My hats totally off to your Falcons dude. What a tremendous season. ;-D ;-D ;-D

With the Bolts lastest loss has Norv been guaranteed he'll be back for 2010 too?
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby The Lung » Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:57 am

Steelers: Willie Parker - more fragile than a leg lamp prize at Christmas time. ;-D
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby The Lung » Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:54 pm

New Orleans Saints, referring to Reggie Bush's absence in the 2nd half vs. Chicago:

drinklime wrote:he's sitting on the sidelines in george costanza's gore-tex jacket


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