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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby Kilroy » Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:48 am

The Lung wrote:New Orleans Saints, referring to Reggie Bush's absence in the 2nd half vs. Chicago:

drinklime wrote:he's sitting on the sidelines in george costanza's gore-tex jacket


:-b


Lemme show you how it's did.

New Orleans: Faced with the prospect of playing (GASP!) Running Back and the emergence of Pierre Thomas Saints Back Reggie Bush proclaimed "I'm OUT!", attempted to be reimbursed for the monies he expended for Pierre's Big Salad, and left the field. Unfortunately while doing so he tripped over his ego, sprained his MediaCostanzial ligament, and pending his MRI is projected to kill KIm Kardashian with toxic envelopes while he rehabs.

Blurbin', Cave Dweller Style. B-) :-B
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby WaCougMBS » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:22 pm

Seahawks:

Now you choose to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat? NOW?! With a top-3 draft pick on the line? Of course you would...
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:07 am

Oakland: Come play against us! It's like having a bye week, but you get a win for it!
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby moochman » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:13 am

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:Oakland: Come play against us! It's like having a bye week, but you get a win for it!
Hey hey hey.
The Lions are the NFL's designated floating bye week!
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Mon Dec 15, 2008 3:34 pm

moochman wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:Oakland: Come play against us! It's like having a bye week, but you get a win for it!
Hey hey hey.
The Lions are the NFL's designated floating bye week!


At least they were competitive yesterday...against a good team no less.
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby LaddyMcFaddy » Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:34 pm

Dolphins- Best turnaround in NFL history!!
For all of you fantasy football players out there, check out http://www.imadirtyspammer.com and tell me what you think. Thanks!
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby joejlitz » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:17 pm

LaddyMcFaddy wrote:Dolphins- Best turnaround in NFL history!!
For all of you fantasy football players out there, check out http://www.imadirtyspammer.com and tell me what you think. Thanks!
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OK - I'm guessing by the name of this website that it will bring a virus to your computer. I think a moderator should check this out (I clicked on it without reading the name of the website).
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby treat24 » Fri Jan 02, 2009 3:27 pm

joejlitz wrote:
LaddyMcFaddy wrote:Dolphins- Best turnaround in NFL history!!
For all of you fantasy football players out there, check out http://www.imadirtyspammer.com and tell me what you think. Thanks!
-Laddy

OK - I'm guessing by the name of this website that it will bring a virus to your computer. I think a moderator should check this out (I clicked on it without reading the name of the website).


lol, nope... I actually put that address in there... the above poster was spamming. I changed his web address to i'madirtyspammer.com because he was a dirty spammer... :-b
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby Kilroy » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:17 pm

treat24 wrote:
joejlitz wrote:
LaddyMcFaddy wrote:Dolphins- Best turnaround in NFL history!!
For all of you fantasy football players out there, check out http://www.imadirtyspammer.com and tell me what you think. Thanks!
-Laddy

OK - I'm guessing by the name of this website that it will bring a virus to your computer. I think a moderator should check this out (I clicked on it without reading the name of the website).


lol, nope... I actually put that address in there... the above poster was spamming. I changed his web address to i'madirtyspammer.com because he was a dirty spammer... :-b


And as we all know, treat's not contagious.....

unless he's having an outbreak. :-B
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Re: Funny Blurbs for the Barometer

Postby The Lung » Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:27 pm

N.Y. Giants: No Plaxico, no problem, right? Um, yeah. Toomer, Smith and Hixon strike about as much fear in opposing defenses as Larry, Curly and Moe. :-b
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