22 wins, 2 ties, 7 losses last week...I'll be thrilled with that every week. Let's see if I'm the Tennessee Titans or the Detroit Bengals this week (ha).
Donovan Mcnabb. Coming off a bye, at home, playing a bad pass D. Dig it. 250 yds, 2 TD.
Jake Delhomme. The Cards have struggled against the pass recently, and Delhomme rebounded last week after that poor showing 2 weeks ago. 250 yds, 2 TD.
JT O'Sullivan. Can't believe I'm doing this, but he threw well against them last time they played. And they're worse than before. Expect turnovers though. 275 yds, 2 TD, 2 turnovers.
Matt Schaub. The Benglols don't allow a ton of yardage, but they do allow the TDs. 250 yds, 2 TD, 1 INT.
Santana Moss. The hardest guy to predict, but I'll say he does well against the Lions. Not a huge reach huh. 5 rec, 60 yds, 1 TD
Lee Evans. The man is usually a beast against Miami, and their pass D is still awful this year. 4 rec, 70 yds, 1 TD.
Josh Morgan. My Donnie Avery of this week. If he matches up against Jennings or plays the slot, he should be waving his hands at JTO quite frequently. 5 rec, 50 yds, 1 TD.
Antonio Bryant. Revenge factor, loltastic secondary, rapport with Jeth Garthia spells fun. 6 rec, 80 yds.
Malcolm Floyd. WR3 only please, but a good plug because I assume Chambers is out again? Disregard if Chambers is playing. I'm giving the Saints and Chargers the benefit of the doubt to get over jetlag. 4 rec, 60 yds.
Braylon Edwards. JAX's pass D isn't stellar, and Cleveland HAS to play better than what they've shown in every game save Week 6. 4 rec, 50 yds, 1 TD.
Clinton Portis. Washington said he was banged up a bit from all the carries last week, but oh boy...oh boy. 140 yds, 2 TD.
Thomas Jones. Pretty sure Appalachian State has a better run D than KC. 120 yds, 1 TD.
Ce-dui-c Benson. See what I did there? Unless Cincy falls down early, benson should see at least 18 touches. 70 yds, 1 TD.
Willis Mcgahknee. See what I did there? I can throw punches with the best of the corny jokers. Oakland's run D gave up 160+ yards to Thomas Jones last week, and despite his arthritic bones, Mcgahee has more talent. 120 yds.
Steve Slaton. He should watch Schaub flail around, get annoyed, and tote in for a score. 80 yds, 1 TD.
Lenwhale White. Indy's D has speed, but he should bowl them over for a score or 2. Give the man his twinkie. 40 yds, 2 TD.
Billy Miller. San Diego is weak versus the TE, and who knows what Shockey's situation is. 4 rec, 50 yds.
Peyton Meowning. I can't understand this guy, but I do know he's usually not stellar against Tennessee and the Titans D is ridiculous. He should be motivated in an MNF game and I can't ever advocate sitting Peyton Manning, but temper expectations. 275 yds, 1 TD, 2 INT
David Garrard. Between Jones and Walker out and a surprisingly underrated Pass D with Cleveland, don't expect huge things. 225 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT.
Kurt Warner. East Coast road game factor? Who knows. The Panthers do have a good D and if Peppers is on, pressure on Warner isn't fun. 250 yds, 2 TD, 3 turnovers.
Matt Ryan. I don't know if people have inflated expectations with how well the Falcons are doing, but I'm not confident here. 225 yds, 1 TD, 1 INT.
Marvin Harrison. I totally whiffed on him last time, and frankly, he's totally unpredictable now. Still going with what I want to happen, and that is the Colts to get trashed
4 rec, 50 yds
Jerricho Cotchery. KC has a good pass D, and apparently something's bothering him. 3 rec, 40 yds
Terrell 'Dis Ain't My Quarterback Man' Owens. Tampa Bay has a really extraordinary ability to lock down the #1 WR on a team. And Roy Williams #2 isn't a threat yet. 3 rec, 50 yds.
Derrick Mason. Mr. Mason, meet the best CB in the NFL. 2 rec, 30 yds.
Marion Barber. Tampa Bay STILL hasn't allowed a TD to opposing RBs. Wow. 80 yds.
Dominic Rhodes. Last week was your peak sir. This week, meet Mr. Haynesworth. 70 yds.
Darren Mcfadden/Justin Fargas. Terrell Suggs is gonna badmouth them all the way to squat for yardage. Mcfadden: 50 yds. Fargas: 50 yds
Mewelde Moore. This largely depends on FWP playing, but still. Good opposing run D. 60 yds.
Anthony Fasano. The Bills laugh in the face of your TE. 3 rec, 30 yds.
Heath Miller. Won't get much for yardage, don't imagine a score too likely. 3 rec, 30 yds.
That's it for now...good luck with your Week 8 matchups all! I know I'll need it with Cutler, Berrian, Bush out, and Cotchery/Boldin banged up :(