joejlitz wrote:This just in:
Romo was in Fort Worth helping an old lady across the street when he noticed a cat stuck up in a tree. After retrieving his coat from the puddle in the street, he and Jessica Simpson coaxed "Whiskers" down with a can of tuna (the "chicken of the sea"), much to the glee of the 8-year old owner. Cell phone videographers captured all of this on camera sent it to PETA, who were impressed with his compassion for animals. After lengthy negotiations, they convinced Romo to provide charity work and speak out against using chipmonk fur in fur coats. Alvin and Simon, understandably excited by this turn of events, have become instant Dallas Cowboys fans. Theodore could not be reached for comment.
Up next...Romo as the TIME Magazine "Man of the Year."
The irony of it all, is that the coat that Romo used to help the old lady cross the street with was one of his dozens of chipmunk fur coats. I don't think PETA is going to be very happy about that.