Anyways, here's my plea for divine intervention:
O football Gods,
defend my team in Monday evening battle.
Be their protector against the hands of Desean Jackson.
May you rebuke him, O Prince of the Pigskin;
and by thy divine power,
cast into oblivion he who covets the endzone,
and forsake he who roams the pitch seeking the ruin of
souls and seasons.
Last time I called upon the football Gods, I was mercifully granted the miracle of the Giants upsetting the Patriots in the Superbowl. Just saying.
Wish me luck!