A solemn prayer to the football Gods

[neonfish07]

Tonight's Monday Night Football game determines whether or not my team survives to make it into the fantasy championship. My opponent has Desean Jackson and will win if he scores more than 5.01 points (101 yards, or a TD.)

Anyways, here's my plea for divine intervention:

O football Gods,
defend my team in Monday evening battle.
Be their protector against the hands of Desean Jackson.
May you rebuke him, O Prince of the Pigskin;
and by thy divine power,
cast into oblivion he who covets the endzone,
and forsake he who roams the pitch seeking the ruin of
souls and seasons.

Amen.

Last time I called upon the football Gods, I was mercifully granted the miracle of the Giants upsetting the Patriots in the Superbowl. Just saying.

Wish me luck!

GO BROWNS

[mariners100]

I love the prayer... I am in my championship game so I'll say one for you too... now as for the Go Browns comment... I cant agree with that.

[doublej73]

Love the prayer! Does Deseans interception help you with a -1 or -2 points?

I'm pulling for ya, (Mainly because I'm pulling against McNabb) but I'll wish you good luck solely based on the brilliance of that prayer!

[neonfish07]

My piety was rewarded with a W, I'm humbled.

The football Gods smiled upon me with -2 points for Desean Jackson's INT