I hate to break it to you guys because the Bungles are sentimental favorites and it warms my heart to see them finally start to play well BUT---
Chad Johnson might as well have written a Bengals eulogy for this week with that guarantee. The spreads a little high for a bet, but the Bengals will lose.
My guess is that the Chiefs will run out of gas either on the road in Denver or Minnessotta. If not Bob Griese, Larry Csonka and all those other punk as$ old Dolphins are gonna lose their record.