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Postby SeanLolsAtYourFailure » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:23 am

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I remember years ago, for the mere possession of a die containing more than 6 sides, I was ridiculed, assaulted, and placed in the most degenerate clique of supposedly anti-social characters in the nation.
You are all commiserable pasquinades of educated, well to do men with the intellectual value equivalent to that of the propaedeutic value of a priest. You did to discrimination what nuclear missiles did for war. You denigrate the reputations of the student that pays attention in school. If it had not been for us, who would build safe football fields for you to exercise your narcissistic egos which you have taught to grow five times larger than your IQ to learn ever could. If it were not for us, who would add up all of those immeasurable and dreadful numbers on your scoreboards? You? I don't think so.
Now, as you have remarked to us many times before, go outside and make some friends, you low lifes.

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Re: Nerds

Postby TERRABLETERRA » Mon Dec 22, 2008 2:29 am

I loved D&D man....That was the sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !! ;-D
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Postby Metroid » Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:20 am

Pretty presumptuous that those who play fantasy sports are the same people that "ridiculed, assaulted, and placed you in the most degenerate clique of supposedly anti-social characters in the nation." :-?

Sometimes the shoe just fits....nice knowing ya you degenerate douche. :-b
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Postby mattUTD20 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:27 am

I am guessing he lost his championship. Back to the dungeon with thee!
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Re: Nerds

Postby The Lung » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:37 am

Just so everyone knows, SeanLolsAtYourFailure was banned but we left this post up for people to have fun with. ;-D
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Postby Metroid » Mon Dec 22, 2008 1:52 pm

Thanks Lung. ;-D
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Postby eagles21 » Mon Dec 22, 2008 3:02 pm

Hilarious. :-b
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Postby K.Pop » Mon Dec 22, 2008 5:29 pm

He must have drafted addai...
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:03 pm

So he thinks fantasy football is for nerds, yet he finds the forum and posts on it? He really needs something to do with all that free time. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe he should take up fantasy football! Oh...wait... :-b :-D
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Re: Nerds

Postby spodog » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:25 pm

The Lung wrote:Just so everyone knows, SeanLolsAtYourFailure was banned but we left this post up for people to have fun with. ;-D


Banned him?
After all those (18) constructive posts? Like this one, an instructional tutorial on how to stetch the page horizontally when posting:
http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=289&t=430544&p=2991316#p2991316

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- You were that kid who, although smart, didn't really apply your skills to classwork, athletics or anything other than games
- You were that kid who ended up experimenting, first with pot, then some other things, then got busted a few times in high school for drugs
- You were the kid who barely graduated, even though you could have applied to Mensa and got in if you wanted
- You are the guy who won't be able to hold a job, who won't start a business, who won't be a success as a father
- You are the guy whose family isn't likely to visit you in prison very often

I remember you.
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