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by **mariners100** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 6:27 pm

spodog wrote:
The Lung wrote:Just so everyone knows, SeanLolsAtYourFailure was banned but we left this post up for people to have fun with.

Banned him?
After all those (18) constructive posts? Like this one, an instructional tutorial on how to stetch the page horizontally when posting:
http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=289&t=430544&p=2991316#p2991316

Sean -

I remember you.

- You were that kid who pretty much played by yourself at recess every day.
- You were that kid who, although smart, didn't really apply your skills to classwork, athletics or anything other than games
- You were that kid who ended up experimenting, first with pot, then some other things, then got busted a few times in high school for drugs
- You were the kid who barely graduated, even though you could have applied to Mensa and got in if you wanted
- You are the guy who won't be able to hold a job, who won't start a business, who won't be a success as a father
- You are the guy whose family isn't likely to visit you in prison very often

I remember you.

Owned!

by **Cowboys 4 life** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:48 pm

He is pissed because my 69th level Elf Paladin just smoked him with Bigbys Forceful hand.

by **moonhead** » Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:58 pm

by **TERRABLETERRA** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:17 am

Cowboys 4 life wrote:He is pissed because my 69th level Elf Paladin just smoked him with Bigbys Forceful hand.

NOW THAT'S FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY SEANY BOY......Now go play with your Hobgoblins :-D

by **benb18a** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:50 am

K.Pop wrote:He must have drafted addai...

LMAO. One of the funniest things I have seen posted here in a while.

Hmm. Sounds like somebody needed to do a little displacing. Maybe he has horrible memories of his father abusing him, and needs to project his problems to the "nerds" of the world? This post should be put in the next psychological DSM manual, as an example of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I'm glad you guys left this thread open. I needed a laugh like this, after this bitter cold spell that is supposed to finally give way to normal cold, crappy weather tomorrow :-b

by **mattUTD20** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:54 am

You know after reading this again, maybe this should be reported to the authorities or something? Something really has to be wrong in this dudes life to go off like that. Obviously has some issues that he hasn't let go, with the bolded assaulted part and all.

by **Nfl Fan** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:32 pm

What a loser. ;-7

by **A Fleshner Fantasy** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:55 pm

mattUTD20 wrote:You know after reading this again, maybe this should be reported to the authorities or something? Something really has to be wrong in this dudes life to go off like that. Obviously has some issues that he hasn't let go, with the bolded assaulted part and all.

The authorities have better things to do than deal with idiots like this.

The funniest part is that at least some part of him must have thought "I'm going to really get to these guys and take down this site because everyone will want to leave!"

by **spodog** » Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:43 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
mattUTD20 wrote:You know after reading this again, maybe this should be reported to the authorities or something?

The authorities have better things to do than deal with idiots like this.

Are we sure "the authorities" aren't already logged on to the Cafe? I swear I saw one the other day with a laptop at Dunkin' Donuts typin' away in the Start or Sit Forum.