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Out of the mouth of babes!

Postby hastur » Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:30 pm


Marriage Quotes from Kids

by Kids

Note: We understand that many people throughout the United States and the world are experiencing terrible pain within their relationships. We want to help all that we can and do not take the issue lightly. But we also feel the need to laugh and take note of the humor that often exists in relationship dynamics and viewpoints.

Marriage According to Kids (Marriage Quotes from Kids)

Question: How do you decide who to marry?

"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -Alan, age 10

"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." -Kristen, age 10

Question: What is the Right Age to Get Married?

"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person forever by then." -Camille, age 10

Question: How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." -Derrick, age 8

Question: What do you think your mom and dad have in common?

"Both don't want any more kids." -Lori, age 8

Question: What do most people do on a date?

"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." -Lynnette, age 8

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -Martin, age 10

Question: When is it okay to kiss someone?

"When they're rich." -Pam, age 7

"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that." -Curt, age 7

"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do." -Howard, age 8

Question: Is it better to be single or married?

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them." -Anita, age 9

"To be single. Because then you can just play video games instead of having to be all romantic and stuff." -Tyler, age 10

Question: How would the world be different if people didn't get married?

"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" -Kelvin, age 8

Question: How would you make a marriage work?

"Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." -Ricky, age 10
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Re: Out of the mouth of babes!

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