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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Jan 15, 2009 2:47 pm

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Art Vandelay wrote:I must be the only non-vegetarian that doesn't like bacon.


Honestly, I'm not crazy about it. I like a couple slices for breakfast maybe once a month and that's it.


Me either, but store-bought bacon is just OK. If you have the time to do it, homemade cured bacon is worth it, especially with the most choice cut of pork belly. ;-D
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:59 pm

Stumbled upon this...

BACON!

Everyone, remain calm… the last thing we need right now is a panic, but listen to this…

The price of bacon has DROPPED 14 CENTS PER POUND.

Deep breath.. in.. out.. OK… OK… OHHHKAAAY…

I’m going to buy bacon. Right now. All I can. I’m going to buy bacon in Oregon Trailian-like quantities. What am I going to do with 600 pounds of bacon? It doesn’t matter. Think of it, though.. all that BACON.

Perhaps you think I’m being reactionary. Think about it for a moment, though. Perhaps you follow the price of gas in a similar way. Is counting cents, wether it be the price of gas or the price of bacon, worth it? Aren’t there larger issues that we should focus our time and energy on, time and energy we have once, and will never have again during our short stay here on earth? Shouldn’t we be focused on higher things? The answer is: no.


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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:28 pm

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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby WaCougMBS » Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:34 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:Image


I knew someone would eventually go there, but it wasn't going to be me! LOL :-D

I'm surprised it took 22 posts :-b
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby joejlitz » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:05 pm

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Ug.

I just lost my appetite. Thanks, Mookie. :-{


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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Madison » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:31 pm

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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby joejlitz » Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:45 pm

Madison wrote:Bacon Vodka

Wow.

I bet Yankee Candle would make a mint if they marketed bacon-scented candles. :-L
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Tyeattolah » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:10 pm

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Winner ;-D


Got my vote too! WIsh the bacon was fried ...the slimey raw stuff is just a tad gross though :-D
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:41 pm

Tyeattolah wrote:the slimey raw stuff is just a tad gross though :-D



I went to college with a guy who would eat. raw. bacon.

He claimed to be Irish and said it was a delicacy there, but he was from Cleveland, so I'm pretty sure it was a load of crap.
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Guru13 » Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:09 pm

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Tyeattolah wrote:the slimey raw stuff is just a tad gross though :-D



I went to college with a guy who would eat. raw. bacon.

He claimed to be Irish and said it was a delicacy there, but he was from Cleveland, so I'm pretty sure it was a load of crap.

you went to college with Met? wow, I never realized that. ya, he's nuts.
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