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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby eagles21 » Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:05 pm

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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Matthias » Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:52 pm

Since we're almost at Super Bowl time, I'll share with you guys the hit of my Super Bowl Party the last few years...

Pigs in a blanket in a pig

Purchase:
1 bag of cocktail weiners
3 or so containers of Pilsbury croissants
2 lbs of thick butcher-cut* (if possible) bacon
50 or so toothpicks

Step 1: Half-cook 4-5 pieces of the bacon. Even if you like it raw, you want it rawer.... just enough that the fat starts turning a little translucent.
Step 2: Set aside on a plate, under some paper towels.
Step 3: Pop open the package of croissants and cut 3 or 4 of them into four smaller triangles each. Basically you just lop off the top and cut the base into three equal triangles.
Step 4: Slice the bacon into strips about the size of a stick of gum.
Step 5: Wrap one croissant triangle around a weiner.
Step 6: Wrap a piece of bacon around the croissant.
Step 7: Stick a toothpick through that puppy, catching both ends of the bacon as you do so.
Step 8: Bake at recommended heat and duration for the croissant... I think it's like 7 or so minutes at 350, but whatever.
Step 9: Serve hot (not that you can serve them cold... about 40-50 of these things goes in about 4 minutes or less if you have a crowd of 15 people).

* By thick, I mean get them cut 1/4 - 1/3"
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:58 pm

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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:37 pm

And the winner for the MOST pornographic load of pork is...
http://appropriations.house.gov/pdf/Rec ... -15-09.pdf !! :-P
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby WaCougMBS » Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:39 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:And the winner for the MOST pornographic load of pork is...
http://appropriations.house.gov/pdf/Rec ... -15-09.pdf !! :-P


Seriously! 258 pages %-6 :-P !+)
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:07 pm

WaCougMBS wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:And the winner for the MOST pornographic load of pork is...
http://appropriations.house.gov/pdf/Rec ... -15-09.pdf !! :-P


Seriously! 258 pages %-6 :-P !+)


Any abbreviated version? :-b
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Matthias » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:46 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:And the winner for the MOST pornographic load of pork is...
http://appropriations.house.gov/pdf/Rec ... -15-09.pdf !! :-P

I think that distinction belongs to this guy.
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby Nfl Fan » Wed Feb 04, 2009 10:51 pm

Matthias wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:And the winner for the MOST pornographic load of pork is...
http://appropriations.house.gov/pdf/Rec ... -15-09.pdf !! :-P

I think that distinction belongs to this guy.


:-b

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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:44 am

I had a grilled cheese sandwich WITH BACON ON IT!!1 for lunch, along with a cup of tomato soup.

Tasted like... Victory.
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Re: Bacon Porn

Postby WaCougMBS » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:50 am

scottaa1 wrote:I had a grilled cheese sandwich WITH BACON ON IT!!1 for lunch, along with a cup of tomato soup.

Tasted like... Victory.


You've inspired me! I think I'll be having this type of thing for lunch, as my mouth is watering now :-D
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