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Anyone for a nice glass of cow urine???

Postby stomperrob » Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:49 am

Supposed to be good for ya! :-P

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Thu Feb 12, 9:31 AM
By Matthias Williams

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A hardline Hindu organization, known for its opposition to "corrupting" Western food imports, is planning to launch a new soft drink made from cow's urine, often seen as sacred in parts of India.

The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), or National Volunteer Corps, said the bovine beverage is undergoing laboratory tests for the next 2 to 3 months but did not give a specific date for its commercial release.

The flavor is not yet known, but the RSS said the liquid produced by Hinduism's revered holy cows is being mixed with products such as aloe vera and gooseberry to fight diseases such as diabetes and cancer.

Many Hindus consider cow urine to have medicinal properties and it is often drunk in religious festivals.

The organization, which aims to transform India's secular society and establish the supremacy of a Hindu majority, said it had not decided on a name or a price for the drink.

"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone.

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rest of article: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/0902 ... _drink_odd
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Re: Anyone for a nice glass of cow urine???

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:46 pm

Make it a double.
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Re: Anyone for a nice glass of cow urine???

Postby houstonherdfan » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:33 pm

I guess instead of say "that tastes like horse piss", we can now say "that tastes like cow urine" and there will be poeple out there who know what we mean.
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Re: Anyone for a nice glass of cow urine???

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:39 pm

Glass of Mello Yellow and a piece of Cow Pie please.
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Re: Anyone for a nice glass of cow urine???

Postby lmcjaho » Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:59 pm

stomperrob wrote:"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone.



Something tells me this guy isn't the sharpest tool in the drawer... ;-7
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Re: Anyone for a nice glass of cow urine???

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:10 pm

lmcjaho wrote:
stomperrob wrote:"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone.



Something tells me this guy isn't the sharpest tool in the drawer... ;-7


Om Prakash or Stomper? I think you have a point with both either way. :-D ;-)
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Re: Anyone for a nice glass of cow urine???

Postby stomperrob » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:47 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
lmcjaho wrote:
stomperrob wrote:"Cow urine offers a cure for around 70 to 80 incurable diseases like diabetes. All are curable by cow urine," Om Prakash, the head of the RSS Cow Protection Department, told Reuters by phone.



Something tells me this guy isn't the sharpest tool in the drawer... ;-7


Om Prakash or Stomper? I think you have a point with both either way. :-D ;-)


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