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Re: Escort envy

Postby knapplc » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:01 pm

biju wrote:I read the word "escort" and got the wrong impression on what this thread was going to be about.

I'm disappointed. :-D

Right with you there, Beej. This thread could have more. So much more. :-°
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Re: Escort envy

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:38 pm

Now that I've done 1 nanosecond of research, who wouldn't want to kill one of these on sight?

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Re: Escort envy

Postby Metroid » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:27 pm

scottaa1 wrote:Now that I've done 1 nanosecond of research, who wouldn't want to kill one of these on sight?

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that's hawt! :-b
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Re: Escort envy

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:08 am

i am reminded of my old red Escort (my first car). one time i was at a 7-11 and got in my car and the key didnt work. then i noticed my center console looked quite a bit different. then i realized i was in someone elses red Escort :-b
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Re: Escort envy

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:29 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i am reminded of my old red Escort (my first car). one time i was at a 7-11 and got in my car and the key didnt work. then i noticed my center console looked quite a bit different. then i realized i was in someone elses red Escort :-b


It wasn't mine. My first car was a black escort. :^ B-) :-B
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Re: Escort envy

Postby Guru13 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:30 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i am reminded of my old red Escort (my first car). one time i was at a 7-11 and got in my car and the key didnt work. then i noticed my center console looked quite a bit different. then i realized i was in someone elses red Escort :-b

nice. I bet they were watching you from the inside with 911 dialed, just waiting to hit send. :-b
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Re: Escort envy

Postby Madison » Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:46 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:i am reminded of my old red Escort (my first car). one time i was at a 7-11 and got in my car and the key didnt work. then i noticed my center console looked quite a bit different. then i realized i was in someone elses red Escort :-b


It wasn't mine. My first car was a black escort. :^ B-) :-B


Wasn't my first car, but I had a black escort at one point and time myself. :-b
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Re: Escort envy

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:20 pm

Madison wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:i am reminded of my old red Escort (my first car). one time i was at a 7-11 and got in my car and the key didnt work. then i noticed my center console looked quite a bit different. then i realized i was in someone elses red Escort :-b


It wasn't mine. My first car was a black escort. :^ B-) :-B


Wasn't my first car, but I had a black escort at one point and time myself. :-b


I bet everyone's owned an Escort at some point in their life. :-b
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Re: Escort envy

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:38 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I bet everyone's owned an Escort at some point in their life. :-b


Guilty as charged. :-/ :-B
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Re: Escort envy

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:36 pm

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Omaha Red Sox wrote:I bet everyone's owned an Escort at some point in their life. :-b


Guilty as charged. :-/ :-B


Ditto. Mine was a silver Escort GT, with a sunrook and REAR WINDOW LOUVRES!!! remember those?
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