Wow...

[The Artful Dodger]

...I have the most tremendously horrendously stupendously smelly gas right now...

...think like rotten eggs rotten again and buried for a year with a dead pig and then dug up, bottled with old vinegar and then opened up again 100 years later....

...

How poetic, but unfortunately my imagination is so limited to fathom such flatulence.

Aren't you about 2 years late

We once had a random thread on the Darkside, but it didn't last very long and it got deleted. Ah, sweet mythical random thread.

[houstonherdfan]

OK you owe all of us a courtesy sniff.

If you don't understand the statement go watch the Redneck comedy tour.

[Cowboys 4 life]

You blew it man. When they are that bad you have to capture one in a jar then get someone to smell it. A "does this smell like pumpkin pie to you?" works well.

Or you could always fruit cup someone by cupping it in your hands and opening them up underneth their nose. The best way to do this is when someone is asleep. Have another friend plug his nose then open the hands up to the mouth. The first reaction to him waking up is to breathe out of the mouth. But he is in for a surprise because he is not breathing 100% air. There will be a rotten eggs rotten again and buried for a year with a dead pig and then dug up, bottled with old vinegar and then opened up again 100 years later taste in his mouth followed by a cough.

[Nfl Fan]

You blew it man. When they are that bad you have to capture one in a jar then get someone to smell it. A "does this smell like pumpkin pie to you?" works well.

I about lost it...