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Re: Wow...

Postby The Artful Dodger » Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:27 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:...I have the most tremendously horrendously stupendously smelly gas right now...

...think like rotten eggs rotten again and buried for a year with a dead pig and then dug up, bottled with old vinegar and then opened up again 100 years later....

... %-6


How poetic, but unfortunately my imagination is so limited to fathom such flatulence.

dream_017 wrote:Aren't you about 2 years late :-?


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Postby houstonherdfan » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:59 pm

OK you owe all of us a courtesy sniff.

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Postby Cowboys 4 life » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:08 pm

You blew it man. When they are that bad you have to capture one in a jar then get someone to smell it. A "does this smell like pumpkin pie to you?" works well.

Or you could always fruit cup someone by cupping it in your hands and opening them up underneth their nose. The best way to do this is when someone is asleep. Have another friend plug his nose then open the hands up to the mouth. The first reaction to him waking up is to breathe out of the mouth. But he is in for a surprise because he is not breathing 100% air. There will be a rotten eggs rotten again and buried for a year with a dead pig and then dug up, bottled with old vinegar and then opened up again 100 years later taste in his mouth followed by a cough.
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Re: Wow...

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:42 pm

Cowboys 4 life wrote:You blew it man. When they are that bad you have to capture one in a jar then get someone to smell it. A "does this smell like pumpkin pie to you?" works well.


I about lost it... :-b
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