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Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby stomperrob » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:14 pm

Man does that hurt!!! Two nights ago I locked the dogs in the mud room at the back door after they came in with muddy feet. Shortly after, I noticed the puppy trying to breed the female who just came into season. Not wanting them to breed, I rushed back to seperate them. I jumped over the baby gate, and the throw rug slipped out from under my feet so I threw out my arm to brace myself as I fell. I ended up smashing my hand through the window on the back door. Sliced my hand in about 11 places and bleeding like a stuck pig! Couldn't stop the bleeding, so wrapped a towell around my hand and headed off to the hospital at midnight. Fortunately only 3 of the cuts were serious, and they weren't too wide, but they were deep. The Dr gave me 2 needles to freeze the hand and those hurt going in and didn't work worth a damn as I could feel every stitch going in. Hand is now all bandaged up and the stitches come out in about 3 weeks. Good thing is no tendons or ligaments severed, and it was my left hand (still hard to type!). Came home and cleaned up the glass and noticed the blood had sprayed all the way down the outside stairs. Life is never dull when ya have dogs, lol!
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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby scottaa1 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:34 pm

Ouch man - that's harsh. Like you said, fortunately it wasn't any worse than it is.

I've never punched through a window, but I did bust the glass on a fire extinguisher box with my fist. Let's just say I was much younger than I am now and had been drinking. :-t

I broke a windshield with my skull once. Explains alot, don't it?
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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby Metroid » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:57 pm

I too have broke a windshield with my head. !+) :-B

I've also punched through a glass window too on accident, dogs were involved in my story as well. I was watching my friends dog Chloe(also a pitt bull). Her and Ginger got along for the most part but they were both about the same age and were both in that phase right between puppy and dog. Well just my luck they both decided to turn into dogs on my watch and they both thought they were badasses and went at it. I had been napping and when I heard the ferocious snarling and scrapping I jumped up and ran to my window. I yelled and pounded on the glass but they wouldn't break it up, so I pounded harder and pounded right through the window....cut the crap out of my hand too. They still didn't break it up, I had to run through the house dripping blood everywhere and pull them apart. They both were fine, a few scratches maybe....actually I got the worst of it. :-[ :-b
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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby Tyeattolah » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:04 pm

dang guys, might want to try having pet goldfish! :-D
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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby Guru13 » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:15 pm

scottaa1 wrote:Ouch man - that's harsh. Like you said, fortunately it wasn't any worse than it is.

I've never punched through a window, but I did bust the glass on a fire extinguisher box with my fist. Let's just say I was much younger than I am now and had been drinking. :-t

I broke a windshield with my skull once. Explains alot, don't it?

ahh, moderator hazing. :-b


...no I've never broken any windows with a body part...I don't think.
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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:46 pm

That much to stop them from breeding?


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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby houstonherdfan » Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:28 am

Tyeattolah wrote:dang guys, might want to try having pet goldfish! :-D


Not a goldfish, why you ask?

Goldfish live in glass bowls

Try a gerbal, those gerbal cages are made of plastic.
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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby dream_017 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:48 am

So, did they stop? :-?

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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby Metroid » Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:51 am

dream_017 wrote:So, did they stop? :-?

:-b

The dogs fighting or the dogs humping? :-b
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Re: Ever smash a window with your hand???

Postby dream_017 » Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:00 pm

Metroid wrote:
dream_017 wrote:So, did they stop? :-?

:-b

The dogs fighting or the dogs humping? :-b

You completed your story ;-D Stomper left me hangin' ;-7
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