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ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby Metroid » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:27 pm

So I've been wanting to crack on this for a few weeks. Can somebody please tell me what the hell is that schmuck Lil' Wayne doing anywhere near an ESPN microphone? Seriously the guy is an idiot. I first saw him on Around the Horn a few weeks back and cringed every time he opened his mouth. Now he's debated on 1st and 10 on First Take a couple times and it's just embarrassing, he actually makes Skip Bayless look like a genius. He really knows jack about sports and couldn't come up with anything to say other than what is written on on his cheat sheet, even at that he stumbles over his words because he reads at a third grade level.

Note to Lil' Wayne: A pair of reading glasses and a suit jacket doesn't make you smarter. Please stick to rapping about things you know about, forties, 20 inch rims, and lollipops.

Note to ESPN: [Pimpslap!]

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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby bungle613 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:34 pm

Met, I wish you could just tell us how you really felt instead of always beating around the bush about things. :-D
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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby Metroid » Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:37 pm

bungle613 wrote:Met, I wish you could just tell us how you really felt instead of always beating around the bush about things. :-D

O:-) :-b
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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:06 pm

i hate ESPN...although i have been watching Sportscenter in the AM while i work out. i still hate it though...well, i dont mind ESPNews too much
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:17 pm

I don't flip on ESPN much except for football. I will have ESPNews on sometimes to get some quick updates, but that is about it.
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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby Metroid » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:23 pm

I like Around the Horn and PTI, and I watch First Take on occasion but yeah for the most part ESPN sucks....really I guess I shouldn't be surprised. :-°
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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby knapplc » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:06 pm

Sportscenter used to be such a great show, but when they lost the KO/DP duo, that whole network jumped the shark. They've only gotten worse over the years, to the point where I only watch football or a few other specific sports. I rarely turn on PTI or ATH, and I never, ever, ever watch Sportscenter anymore.
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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby confused_jake » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:23 pm

Well now i'm glad I dont have cable. Lil Wayne on ESPN? I didnt think he could put together a coherent sentence.
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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby Metroid » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:27 pm

confused_jake wrote:Well now i'm glad I dont have cable. Lil Wayne on ESPN? I didnt think he could put together a coherent sentence.

For the most part he can't, there's a link up there in my first post if you want to see for yourself. :-b
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Re: ESPN...are you kidding me?

Postby joejlitz » Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:40 pm

Metroid wrote:...there's a link up there in my first post if you want to see for yourself. :-b

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