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ShamWow Guy smacks a ho

Postby The Lung » Sun Mar 29, 2009 2:42 pm

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From: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...27092sham1.html

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

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Postby scottaa1 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 3:37 pm

So when ShamWow guy said 'I'd hit it,' he was serious. :-b
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Re: ShamWow Guy smacks a ho

Postby joejlitz » Sun Mar 29, 2009 8:50 pm

I love this guy - "it's made in Germany, and you know the Germans always make good stuff!"

He's a character.
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Re: ShamWow Guy smacks a ho

Postby Madison » Sun Mar 29, 2009 10:55 pm

First time I heard about this I couldn't believe the guy was 44 years old. 8-o He sure didn't look that old in the commercials. :-b

"You're going to spend $20 a month on paper towels anyway!"

8-o :-o :-b
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Re: ShamWow Guy smacks a ho

Postby eagles21 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:34 am

Just saw the food chopper one an hour ago while watching SportsCenter. :-b
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Re: ShamWow Guy smacks a ho

Postby joejlitz » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:14 am

eagles21 wrote:Just saw the food chopper one an hour ago while watching SportsCenter. :-b

Nice Avatar, Mr. Bandwagon. I suppose you'll go back to midnight green if the 'cats lose this week? ;-)
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Re: ShamWow Guy smacks a ho

Postby dream_017 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:27 am

Maybe this is how he came up with the idea for the Sham-wow.

Birth control O:-)

Just set it there, give it a pat and the spill is gone 8-o
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Re: ShamWow Guy smacks a ho

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:24 pm

scottaa1 wrote:So when ShamWow guy said 'I'd hit it,' he was serious. :-b


Dude! The girl can't even put her shirt on the right way. Hideous! :-{ :-D
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