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Postby houstonherdfan » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:54 am

A 911 dispatcher had to tell a woman how to unlock her car on Sunday.

A woman called Kissimmee police to say she was locked inside her car at the Walgreen's on John Young Parkway near Poinciana.

Rest of the story and link to the 911 call.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/loc ... 0094.story

would have made a good florida or germany thingie.
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:11 pm

Florida ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:43 pm

How is it that these people think to call 911? :-?
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Postby Guru13 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:57 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:How is it that these people think to call 911? :-?

I remember hearing a story a few years ago about a guy who was gonna nail himself to a cross but couldn't figure out how to nail the last hand down and called 'em up asking for help. :-° :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:22 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:How is it that these people think to call 911? :-?

I remember hearing a story a few years ago about a guy who was gonna nail himself to a cross but couldn't figure out how to nail the last hand down and called 'em up asking for help. :-° :-b


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Postby stomperrob » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:40 pm

Who is noone??? :-?
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:53 pm

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:How is it that these people think to call 911? :-?

I remember hearing a story a few years ago about a guy who was gonna nail himself to a cross but couldn't figure out how to nail the last hand down and called 'em up asking for help. :-° :-b

I hope they were able to help ;-7
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Postby Madison » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:08 pm

stomperrob wrote:Who is noone??? :-?


I was going to ask the same thing. :-b


As to that lady, pretty scary how silly some people are. :-o
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