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Postby Tyeattolah » Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:25 pm

CNN reported about a week or so ago that there were new "politically themed"condoms on sale. Laughable I guess but it was true! :-D

Browsing through a local (Va Beach) "novelty" shop there they were:

Obama Condoms - The Ultimate Stimulus Package for Hard Times

McCain Condoms - Old but not expired

ONly passing along what I saw guys! :-D :-b
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Postby Cowboys 4 life » Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:59 pm

Obama's caption is the funnier of the 2. :-b
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Postby Nfl Fan » Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:13 pm

I wonder what they'd have for... BUSH. :-B :-b
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Postby Metroid » Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:56 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:I wonder what they'd have for... BUSH. :-B :-b


Bush condoms - 100% genuine leather/tobacco flavored/lubricated with 10/40 motor oil.

That's how they do it in Texas. :-B
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Re: It must have been a slow news day...

Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Apr 25, 2009 12:01 pm

Metroid wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:I wonder what they'd have for... BUSH. :-B :-b


Bush condoms - 100% genuine leather/tobacco flavored/lubricated with 10/40 motor oil.

That's how they do it in Texas. :-B


Ya, Mon! :-b
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Re: It must have been a slow news day...

Postby Tyeattolah » Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:52 pm

Bush Condoms - "No More Beating Around the bush!"
or..."when you are just tired of beating around the bush"
or..."Bush whacker
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Re: It must have been a slow news day...

Postby aaawall91 » Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:25 am

Bush Condoms
"Practice safe shooting, unlike your VP"
"Don't be Dick Cheney, use your safety"
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Re: It must have been a slow news day...

Postby portisfan24 » Wed Apr 29, 2009 11:59 pm

"Bush, they only work half the time"
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Re: It must have been a slow news day...

Postby joejlitz » Thu Apr 30, 2009 11:38 am

If you guys don't behave, I'll have to move this to the politics forum.

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Re: It must have been a slow news day...

Postby aaawall91 » Fri May 01, 2009 11:16 pm

Obama
"Warning: Doesn't help with prevention of contracting HIV, other STDs, or Swine Flu."
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