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Postby knapplc » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:01 pm

My apologies for not putting this in the joke thread, but I fear it would get lost in there. I need your help with some good knock-knock jokes. My girl is asking for funny jokes all the time and I ran out of knock-knocks in about five minutes. Know any good, clean knock-knock jokes that would be appropriate for a six-year-old?
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby m16a » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:11 pm

A quick google search yielded me these results:



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
CarGo Beep Beep!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold outside!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita tissue....ah-choo! Too late!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?


Thats about it for the good ones IMHO. Also, I found this site call 101kidz.com, which seems to be decent. They had a kid particular section for jokes which yielded a few decent ones.

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Hope some of those are useful. Good luck in the joke fest! ;-D
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby mrblitz » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:13 pm

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Hope you didn't use this one already.
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:25 pm

I prefer the "what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...." jokes over knock knocks

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi? Stu

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying under a car? Jack

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves? Russle

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby mrblitz » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:34 pm

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying by the door? Matt
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby Cowboys 4 life » Thu Apr 30, 2009 8:39 pm

mrblitz wrote:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying by the door? Matt


thats my name
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby Metroid » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:24 pm

These aren't knock knock jokes but they're cute...

Q: What kind of bees make milk?
A: Boobees!

Q: What did the ocean say to the shark?
A: It didn't say anything, it just waved to him.

:-B

Here's a few Knock Knock jokes I can think of...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lena!
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream soda
Ice cream soda who?
I scream soda people can hear me.

And a classic....

Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Banana,
Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
whos there?
Banana,
Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Orange,
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?

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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby knapplc » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:27 pm

mrblitz wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Hope you didn't use this one already.

Yeah. And:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

The banana one Met said

and

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?

Some of these others are good, but she's just six. She doesn't know about a lot of the things in our culture like we all take for granted, which is what makes this so hard. "Fart" is still a very naughty yet very funny word to her.

Being a dad is the best thing ever. But it's really hard to come up with material for my daddy stand-up I have to go through every night.
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby Metroid » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:41 pm

knapplc wrote:
mrblitz wrote:Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Hope you didn't use this one already.

Yeah. And:

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

The banana one Met said

and

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl?

Some of these others are good, but she's just six. She doesn't know about a lot of the things in our culture like we all take for granted, which is what makes this so hard. "Fart" is still a very naughty yet very funny word to her.

Being a dad is the best thing ever. But it's really hard to come up with material for my daddy stand-up I have to go through every night.

Google is your friend. :-)
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby dream_017 » Fri May 01, 2009 8:16 am

Metroid wrote:And a classic....

Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Banana,
Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
whos there?
Banana,
Banana who?
Knock, Knock,
who's there?
Orange,
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana again?

:-b

Both my boys say this one non-stop

Here is one for you Knapp:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
I didn't know you were a cowboy(cowgirl)
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