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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby PMoneyTKE » Fri May 01, 2009 10:18 am

Why did the banana go to the doctor?


Because he wasn't peeling well....

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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby scottaa1 » Fri May 01, 2009 10:36 am

Is she a Lions fan?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen who?
Owen sixteen :-b
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby dream_017 » Fri May 01, 2009 10:44 am

scottaa1 wrote:Is she a Lions fan?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen who?
Owen sixteen :-b


I'm sorry to report, but Scott will no longer be with us. We wish you the best Scott
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby scottaa1 » Fri May 01, 2009 10:47 am

dream_017 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:Is she a Lions fan?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen who?
Owen sixteen :-b


I'm sorry to report, but Scott will no longer be with us. We wish you the best Scott


:-b :-b I thought that would get your attention :-/


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A ladybug!
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri May 01, 2009 11:58 am

What happens when two snails fight?
They slug it out.



How did the artist paint a picture?
Easel-y.



If two collars had a race, how would it end?
In a tie.
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby joejlitz » Fri May 01, 2009 5:18 pm

scottaa1 wrote:Is she a Lions fan?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen who?
Owen sixteen :-b

:-b :-D :-) :-] :-D :-) :-] :-b :-D :-) :-] :-b :-D :-) :-] :-b :-D :-) ;-D ;-D :-]

Wait...I'm not done.

:-b :-D :-) :-] :-b :-D :-) :-] :-b :-b :-) ;-D :-] :-) :-D :-b :-D :-) :-] ;-D :-)

That's so awesome. 3 minutes later and I'm still raving about it! ;-D
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby houstonherdfan » Fri May 01, 2009 11:42 pm

Ask her if she wants to hear a good knock Knock joke. when she say OK (or sure or whatever) then you ask her to say knock knock. you then say who's there. And she doesn't know, unless she is a really fast thinker.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sat May 02, 2009 5:46 pm

Knock Knock
Whose there?
The interrupting cow
The interrupting cow who (interrupt them as they say who)
MOOOOOOO
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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby flotsamnjetsam » Sat May 02, 2009 8:13 pm

dream_017 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:Is she a Lions fan?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen who?
Owen sixteen :-b


I'm sorry to report, but Scott will no longer be with us. We wish you the best Scott



:-b :-b :-b


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln
Abe Lincoln who?
Dummy!!!! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?


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Re: Knock-Knock

Postby houstonherdfan » Sun May 10, 2009 12:44 am

Cowboys 4 life wrote:I prefer the "what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...." jokes over knock knocks

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi? Stu

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying under a car? Jack

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in a pile of leaves? Russle

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art


What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying by the door. Matt

What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Then you have the completely politically incorrect Helen Keller Jokes. The most mellow fo them are:

Why is Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.

How did she burn her face? She answered the iron

How did Hellen Keller break her arm? Trying to read a stop sign at 30 miles an hour.

And the worst of them>>>>>>>>>>>




Why does Hellen Keller masterbate(they say this word on TV so I figured it would be OK here) with 1 hand?

So she can moan with the other one.
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