Dan Lambskin wrote:i wonder if i can use it and then exchange my grilled chicken for fried
You may want to just stick with the grilled:
Speaking of Oprah, obviously this is a power grab. Her goal is not just to enslave your PC with this "coupon printing app" but to enslave your mind. The onslaught started years ago with her television show, a device purely conceived for mind control. Then, she expanded into the field of print. The television viewing masses instantly organized and rallied around this "book club," which is a thin veil for spreading her propaganda materials. Next she sought to introduce her minions to the world, placing them in some of the most powerful positions ever.
Now she seeks to reach the previously unreachable using our primal urge to feed. Shortly thereafter she will switch on her HARPOnet and use it, as well as her broadcast empire, to send the final attack sequence subliminally to her unwittingly programmed armies.
This must be stopped at all costs. Do not eat this chicken. Do not install this application. If you do either, stay away from any electronic devices, or Oprah branded merchandise, from 5/20/2009 onward. Head for Appalachia, where the Mountain Dew diet has rendered the populace immune to her trickery. We will take over the mountains and live within the vast network of coal mines until the end of the first attack. At this point her hypnotized followers will fall dormant, thinking that the destruction around them is the result of a massive terrorist plot against Western culture. This is when we strike. See you there.