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Postby Cowboys 4 life » Wed May 13, 2009 12:45 am

Manscaping metrosexuals among us, even in Canada
Jim Quig, For The Calgary Herald
Published: Tuesday, May 12, 2009

It wasn't the kind of vocabulary I've come to expect from Met this late in the game.

"Did you read this story in Time magazine about men getting waxed, Scottaa1?"

"Whacked?"

****"Not whacked Scottaa1. Waxed."

I put down my half-banana on whole-wheat toast. "Hair removal? The bikini line?"

"Not the bikini line. Their eyebrows."

"Canadian men?"

Met checked the story. "It only mentions Americans."

"There you go. We're not Americans, . I keep telling you that. We're very different up here. It's not just the beer and the hockey."

"There are metrosexuals in Canada, too, Scottaa1."

I put down the toast again: I didn't even know Met knew about metrosexuals.

"We even have one in the family."

"Whoa, hon. Quig men don't wax."

"Are you sure you know what a metrosexual is?" Met asked.

"Of course I do. I'm a reporter. It's a male who's in touch with his feminine side. A guy who cares deeply about things like colour co-ordination . . . and rubs himself with a loofa to get rid of dead skin. Makes him look younger. And they're not gay, either." "Not quite" Met said but some are in the closet.

Wait a minute Met...You are a Metrosexual aren't you?

"Huh" Met said.

"You look gay."
"You dress gay."
"and you even post Gay"

That means you are.... :-b
http://www2.canada.com/calgary/calgaryh ... e49a00a97b



Congrats on 19000. Enjoy the story.
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby flotsamnjetsam » Wed May 13, 2009 1:46 am

Cowboys 4 life wrote:Manscaping metrosexuals among us, even in Canada
Jim Quig, For The Calgary Herald
Published: Tuesday, May 12, 2009

It wasn't the kind of vocabulary I've come to expect from Met this late in the game.

"Did you read this story in Time magazine about men getting waxed, Scottaa1?"

"Whacked?"

****"Not whacked Scottaa1. Waxed."

I put down my half-banana on whole-wheat toast. "Hair removal? The bikini line?"

"Not the bikini line. Their eyebrows."

"Canadian men?"

Met checked the story. "It only mentions Americans."

"There you go. We're not Americans, . I keep telling you that. We're very different up here. It's not just the beer and the hockey."

"There are metrosexuals in Canada, too, Scottaa1."

I put down the toast again: I didn't even know Met knew about metrosexuals.

"We even have one in the family."

"Whoa, hon. Quig men don't wax."

"Are you sure you know what a metrosexual is?" Met asked.

"Of course I do. I'm a reporter. It's a male who's in touch with his feminine side. A guy who cares deeply about things like colour co-ordination . . . and rubs himself with a loofa to get rid of dead skin. Makes him look younger. And they're not gay, either." "Not quite" Met said but some are in the closet.

Wait a minute Met...You are a Metrosexual aren't you?

"Huh" Met said.

"You look gay."
"You dress gay."
"and you even post Gay"

That means you are.... :-b
http://www2.canada.com/calgary/calgaryh ... e49a00a97b



Congrats on 19000. Enjoy the story.



:-b :-b :-b

Nice C4L. ;-D


Congrats on 19K Met! ;-D x 19


Keep up the great work buddy. ;-D
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby knapplc » Wed May 13, 2009 7:20 am

Congratulations, you man among men! Take Shannon out for a night on the town to celebrate! ;-D
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby bungle613 » Wed May 13, 2009 7:52 am

Congrats dude... #2 to crack 20K?

Oh... and I need advice on what to wear today from the "well kept" cafe regular.
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby scottaa1 » Wed May 13, 2009 8:09 am

bungle613 wrote:Oh... and I need advice on what to wear today


D'oh!! :-b


Nice article C4, but are you sure it wasn't in Playgirl??
Cowboys don't loofa, hon.


Congratz on the 19k, Metroid, or should I use your scientific name, Metrosexualus Stinkfingerkus?

I think you can drop the charade about Burning Man and admit that your annual pilgrammage is to Primping Man (sponsored by Vidal Sassoon).


Metroid wrote:Does this exfoliant make my butt look big?
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed May 13, 2009 8:54 am

congrats Sally
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby Metroid » Wed May 13, 2009 9:49 am

Wow. :-b
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby logan » Wed May 13, 2009 10:04 am

grats ;-D
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby PMoneyTKE » Wed May 13, 2009 11:51 am

This thread already gets my vote for funniest of the year :-b :-b

Gratz Met ;-D
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Re: 19000 Manscaping Metrosexuals Among Us

Postby mrblitz » Wed May 13, 2009 2:56 pm

Congrats Met. One of the best the Cafe has to offer! :-)
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