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Re: Hotels

Postby joejlitz » Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:45 pm

Cowboys 4 life wrote:I don't mind hotels. I just don't like getting gouged. I prefer the middle of the road. But paying several hundred dollars for a room is rediculous.

Call yourself a 5 star hotel if you want but no coffee in the room immediately knocks off 2 points. No internet is another point. If you have to charge me $10 for water no problem. My pissing aim just gets worse without it.

If I feel I'm getting a good deal the maid has it made. Trash is where it is supposed to be and I even try to reorganize to make it easier.

Dude - None of that is the maid's fault. Drop her a $1/day no matter what. You won't miss it.
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Re: Hotels

Postby fezzik » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:42 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i had to poop in the dark


That's how I normally do it. Am I doing it wrong? :-?

Back on topic, I kind of like hotel stays...as long as the bed is comfy and the room is clean. I usually look for something like a Doubletree, which when booked in advance can be had at a reasonable rate. I like their cookies too. Their mattresses are comfortable as well. ;-D

That was a joke about pooping with the lights off, but I had an apartment-mate in college who used to do that all the time...always a little awkward when you go to open the door, but it's locked with no light coming out from beneath it. :-b
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Re: Hotels

Postby joejlitz » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:14 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i had to poop in the dark

Speaking of pooping in hotels, if it wasn't for staying in hotels, I would have never experience using a bidet. I never felt so fresh and so clean!
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Re: Hotels

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:04 am

fezzik wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:i had to poop in the dark


That's how I normally do it. Am I doing it wrong? :-?

Back on topic, I kind of like hotel stays...as long as the bed is comfy and the room is clean. I usually look for something like a Doubletree, which when booked in advance can be had at a reasonable rate. I like their cookies too. Their mattresses are comfortable as well. ;-D

That was a joke about pooping with the lights off, but I had an apartment-mate in college who used to do that all the time...always a little awkward when you go to open the door, but it's locked with no light coming out from beneath it. :-b


reminds of of a recent local radio bit Operation Dark Stall...almost got the hosts fired

Also known as "Operation Dark Squatter", Operation Dark Stall began early last week after Chuck had caught someone in the bathroom with the lights off. The story goes that Chuck walked in to the dark bathroom, flipped the lights on, and started using the restroom. Suddenly he heard a rustling and turned to see a mans feet in the stall. He didn't know who it was, or what they were doing, but he definitely thought it was strange that someone was in there in the pitch black.


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Dan Lambskin wrote:i had to poop in the dark

Speaking of pooping in hotels, if it wasn't for staying in hotels, I would have never experience using a bidet. I never felt so fresh and so clean!


yeah they had one in Japan...i didnt care for it
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Re: Hotels

Postby KCollins1304 » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:14 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
joejlitz wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:i had to poop in the dark

Speaking of pooping in hotels, if it wasn't for staying in hotels, I would have never experience using a bidet. I never felt so fresh and so clean!


yeah they had one in Japan...i didnt care for it


It doesn't wash off all the shame does it Dan?
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Re: Hotels

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:09 am

KCollins1304 wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
joejlitz wrote:Speaking of pooping in hotels, if it wasn't for staying in hotels, I would have never experience using a bidet. I never felt so fresh and so clean!


yeah they had one in Japan...i didnt care for it


It doesn't wash off all the shame does it Dan?


:-b :-b

if this thread continues to go down the toilet I'm going to merge it with the TP discussion in the newspaper thread. ;-)

I was finishing up in the men's room at work one time, washing my hands, when a person I worked with came in. We were friends, exchanged alot of banter, he got off a good rip on me, and proceeded into a stall to start his transaction. On my way out, I turned the lights out. He paid me a somewhat spirited visit about 10 minutes later. B-)
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Re: Hotels

Postby The Artful Dodger » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:29 pm

You guys have a TP discussion on this side? We had one on the Darkside, but it was deleted eons ago.
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Re: Hotels

Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:32 am

High School football season is hotel season for me. I'll be on the road at least six of the next ten weekends. I don't mind it, but I'd rather be at home with my wife in my tempurpedic than with some strange man on a crappy hotel mattress.
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Re: Hotels

Postby Metroid » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:44 pm

Whatever floats your boat Art. :-B
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Re: Hotels

Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:57 pm

What happens on the road, stays on the road, right?
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