Fantasy Football & LOST

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Jack: Okayguys, we’re down to the last few picks. We’ve had some tough competition, but I’ll lead us to victory this year.

Kate: Let me pick, Jack. I never get to pick.

Jack: No, Kate. We need a clear thinker to win this game.

Locke: I think we can win on blind faith. Let Yahoo pick.

Jack: A feeling, John? You have a feeling? Lasttime Yahoo picked, they took the Cincinatti defense!

Locke: The sacrifice pick was what the game demanded.

Sayid: I am a trained torturer. Perhaps I can force Yahoo to make a good pick.

Sawyer: Shut up Saadaam… Just take vick already. And… sunnuvabich… Stop getting workedup about an earlier pick.

Michael: They took my pick. They. Took. My. Pick.

Desmond: Why do I have to make a pick every 2 minutes? Will the world end?

Ben: Who has Fitzgerald? I have his all-pro kicker, Rackers!

Walt: I'm tired of the San Diego receivers letting me down each year. WHere are you, Vincent?

Locke: The island can heal. We should have LT!

Hurley: Why do you have a gun?

Jack: I'm tired of sitting around while the monsters are out there. Lets go get them! Who's the biggest beast out there?

Fahrety: According to my nonparametric multivariate progression analysis, we should select Peterson.

Hurley: Relax bro. Everything will be okay. ADP has been taken, but we can get him back.

Fahrety: we can time travel, back to round 1, and take him.

Kate: We took Rodgers. I want to stay here, with Aaron.

Jack: We have to go back!