Advise to my son from his cousin

[houstonherdfan]

My nephew was here last weekend and gave my son a peice of good advice. The advice was:

To remember fat girls have skinny friends.

I laughed my arse off and of course my wife slipped the crap out of me.

[scottaa1]

You shoulda followed it up with "the only thing you want chunky is your campbell's soup"

you'd be in the doghouse for the rest of the year.

[FantasyMan13]

so true. fat chicks always have the hottest friends. but never forget...

[bagobonez]

Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until you're friends see you doing it.

[Nfl Fan]

A college buddy would try and convince me that fat chicks are easier and they tried harder.

Tsk... Still not worth it.

[aaawall91]

Fat chicks are like empty netters in hockey...an addition to your belt, but nothing to brag to your friends about.

[joejlitz]

My mom always told me to honk at the fat chicks, too - if for no other reason but to make them feel good about themselves. I have no idea why, but I never forgot that.

Anyway, a few years ago, I rolled with this guy who had a fetish for fat chicks. No matter where we went, he always looked for the FATTEST girl in the club and hit on her. And he was a fit guy. I don't get it, but I guess some things are better left unexplained.