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Advise to my son from his cousin

Postby houstonherdfan » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:38 pm

My nephew was here last weekend and gave my son a peice of good advice. The advice was:

To remember fat girls have skinny friends.

I laughed my arse off and of course my wife slipped the crap out of me.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Re: Advise to my son from his cousin

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:39 pm

:-b

You shoulda followed it up with "the only thing you want chunky is your campbell's soup"

you'd be in the doghouse for the rest of the year.
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Re: Advise to my son from his cousin

Postby FantasyMan13 » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:05 am

so true. fat chicks always have the hottest friends. but never forget...

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Re: Advise to my son from his cousin

Postby bagobonez » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:13 pm

Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until you're friends see you doing it. :-b
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Re: Advise to my son from his cousin

Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:23 pm

A college buddy would try and convince me that fat chicks are easier and they tried harder.

Tsk... Still not worth it. :-/
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Re: Advise to my son from his cousin

Postby aaawall91 » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:00 am

Fat chicks are like empty netters in hockey...an addition to your belt, but nothing to brag to your friends about.
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Re: Advise to my son from his cousin

Postby joejlitz » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:23 pm

My mom always told me to honk at the fat chicks, too - if for no other reason but to make them feel good about themselves. I have no idea why, but I never forgot that.

Anyway, a few years ago, I rolled with this guy who had a fetish for fat chicks. No matter where we went, he always looked for the FATTEST girl in the club and hit on her. And he was a fit guy. I don't get it, but I guess some things are better left unexplained. :-*
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