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Postby Metroid » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:34 pm

5. Hammers hitting you in the head - I was doing some flashing repair on the side of the house and when I went to climb the ladder the hammer fell off the top and hit me on the head....yeah it's my fault for leaving it up there but it still sucked.

4. Kenny Cheney - I pretty much despise all the new pop country crap but for some reason he really gets under my skin...maybe because last week during all of the college games they kept playing the same awful song from him. He sucks.

3. Jim Breuer - OK he was pretty funny in Half Baked, but seeing him on those stupid Pizza Hut "jackpot!" commercials makes me think he sucks.

2. People who put leashes on their kids but not their dog - I seriously saw this happen....these people suck.

1. LaGarrett Blount - Thanks dude...you suck.


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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:36 pm

Metroid wrote:5. Hammers hitting you in the head - I was doing some flashing repair on the side of the house and when I went to climb the ladder the hammer fell off the top and hit me on the head....yeah it's my fault for leaving it up there but it still sucked.

Discuss. :-B



Maybe it knocked some sense into ya? :-?



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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby Metroid » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:40 pm

I think it did knock some sense into me...I stopped messing around with flashing, opened a beer and started watching football. :-B

But really I'm glad I was wearing a hat at least. I shaved my head about a month ago, and I don't think it would have held up very well against a hammer without at least a thin piece of fabric protecting it. :-o

Thank God I have a hard head! :-b
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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:41 pm

dude you shaved your head?
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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby Metroid » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:49 pm

scottaa1 wrote:dude you shaved your head?

I did, I actually had a mohawk like your Mr. T av for a few weeks. :-B
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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:56 pm

Metroid wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:dude you shaved your head?

I did, I actually had a mohawk like your Mr. T av for a few weeks. :-B


Please tell me you have pics? Altho I don't have photoshop any more :~(

speaking of mohawks, I was driving to pick up a sub from Penn Station yesterday and some idiot kid who worked at the krogers in the same strip plaza came running through the cars, paralled my car, and then darted right in front of me... had to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting him. The only thing I saw of him was his mohawk. So I get my sub, go home, look up the phone #, ask for the manager and kroger's and ask "do you have a fellow there who has a mohawk?" "yes" "well, here's what he just did"

Point being, when ya have a mohawk, it makes ya awfully easy to ID.
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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby Metroid » Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:03 pm

That's funny. :-b

I don't know if I do have any pics...I my friend snapped a couple I think, I'll ask. ;-D

Here is one thing that doesn't suck...or maybe it does...I dunno I've never had it "in the can." :-B

Form the video thread on the Darkside. :-b
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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby FantasyMan13 » Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:00 am

fun idea. heres my list...

5. almost ALL new music, ESPECIALLY this pop-country BS. its all about the $$
4. over censorship on tv, especially during the comedy central stand ups.
3. those new best buy commercials :~( :~(
2. how very few people on espn rarely have anything new/original/controversial/against the grain to say.
and number 1...
the end of summer (besides the beginning of futbol)

5 things that dont suck...

college football
professional football
chipotle
the open road
high school football
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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby Dan Lambskin » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:27 am

good ones Met...the hammer reminds me of the Married With Children where Al uses his dad's hammer to build a new garage where all the men can hang out but then the women come and foul it up so he tears it down and hangs the hammer on the wall as a tribute...it ends up falling and hitting Bud (in his Grandmaster B phase) on the head as he's about to score

pop country sucks...some of it is catchy but gets annoying quick, but mostly it sucks. pre 2000's country FTW

i meant to make a thread about that Pizza Hut commercial...i was pretty sure it was Jim Brewer but i thought nah...he cant need money that bad :-b that commercial is so lame it almost ends up being funny...in a "i'm laughing with them, not at them"

i'll add one of my own
Having to Go See Phanton Of The Opera next week
honorable mention: Fat Chicks with little boobs

things that are good
Michigan beating Notre Dame and MSU and OSU losing
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Re: 5 things that suck

Postby portisfan24 » Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:03 am

5. Hangovers.
4. The Manning Family
3. Kanye West. Anybody see that BS he pulled at the MTV Awards? Such a tool.
2. Giving all my money to bartenders.
1. Losing.
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