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Re: Why don't survivalists build more tree houses?

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:57 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
I should also note that if you are ever face to face with a Grizzly to simply turn tail and run. A human is a lot faster than a bear after all and it's best if you flail your arms around while running to let the bear know you're super athletic.


and if you're not athletic, stare the bear down and drool profusely. It will think you have rabies and won't want to eat you. :-L
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Re: Why don't survivalists build more tree houses?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:59 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
I should also note that if you are ever face to face with a Grizzly to simply turn tail and run. A human is a lot faster than a bear after all and it's best if you flail your arms around while running to let the bear know you're super athletic.


and if you're not athletic, stare the bear down and drool profusely. It will think you have rabies and won't want to eat you. :-L


And you are familiar with the phrase "....as a big teddy bear." Simply put, they're cute and cuddly creatures so giving them a hug usually works to your advantage as well.
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Re: Why don't survivalists build more tree houses?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Oct 01, 2009 2:02 pm

scottaa1 wrote:or just always bring someone on your camping/hiking trips who has a gimpy leg.


Yeah, the old line, "I don't have to be faster than the bear, I just have to be faster than you." That's why I always surround myself with fat, slow people. Gives me an advantage in a bear attack scenario.
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Re: Why don't survivalists build more tree houses?

Postby urbanbreez » Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:56 pm

You guys are gonna get some poor Wilderness Cafe n00b kiled! :-b
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Re: Why don't survivalists build more tree houses?

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:53 pm

urbanbreez wrote:You guys are gonna get some poor Wilderness Cafe n00b kiled! :-b


Man, this is the best post of the thread and I thought some of mine were pretty awesome. :-D
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Re: Why don't survivalists build more tree houses?

Postby scottaa1 » Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:00 pm

urbanbreez wrote:You guys are gonna get some poor Wilderness Cafe n00b kiled! :-b


Which is why, at the end of each season, the Cafe awards 'certain' people with camping trips to the mountains of Montana. :-)
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