Hey, welcome abord SameSongNDance.
I was thinking of FATTSWP (Fast Against Teams That Stink Willie Parker) but I kind of like MFWP better.
Nice of rotoworld to go overboard on MFWP's lack of success. Wait until he gets some softer Ds before declaring Willie dead and buried. The Oline sucked, but they can get better as the season progresses, it is not that unusual. (Flip side is that they sucked last year too, and continuing to struggle isn't rare either)