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Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:31 pm

He did it!!!
Obama won the Cy Young Award! Far more fitting given that he actually did throw a pitch. ;-D

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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Metroid » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:12 pm

And just minutes after winning the Cy Young, this...

Times Square, New York - President Barack Obama first shocked the world 2 weeks ago by winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Then today he shocked again by winning baseballs prestigious Cy Young Award. And just minutes ago President Barack Obama shocked the world a third time by winning the Heisman Trophy just 6 weeks into the college season.

The College football landscape has been transformed today with the announcement. President Obama won the award without having to put on a helmet or shoulder pads, in fact President Obama never had to step foot on a college football field and isn't even enrolled at any school. Yet the President was handed the Heisman today in New York.



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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby scottaa1 » Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:42 pm

:-D he looks like a bobblehead.

I hear he's the early favorite for Super Bowl MVP, the Lasker, and Time magazine's Man of the Century.
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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Metroid » Sat Oct 17, 2009 7:00 pm

Wow....just wow. 8-o

New York, New York - Just a few short hours after receiving the Heisman Trophy, President Barack Obama's phone rang in his hotel room at the
Embassy Suites Hotel. On the other end of the line was New York lottery commissioner Jack Sauce. He was calling to inform the President that he had won the state lottery jackpot of 133 million dollars.

It's been one win after another today for President Barack Obama. Two weeks ago he won the Nobel Peace Prize, today major league baseball awarded him the Cy Young award. He then shocked the college football world by winning the Heisman Trophy, the first non football player to win the award. And now he has won the largest jackpot for a single winner in the state of New York....without even purchasing a lottery ticket.


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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:34 pm

Metroid wrote:And now he has won the largest jackpot for a single winner in the state of New York....without even purchasing a lottery ticket.


That made me laugh. :-)
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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:37 pm

My gosh... once you get this ball rolling...

Though he hasn't written it yet, Obama's postpresidential memoir is sure to be a page turner. Based on samples of his past work and Obama's imaginings of his future adventures, the Pulitzer committee decided his dominance of the nonfiction field was a foregone conclusion, awarding him the Pulitzer in 2010. The chapter on space exploration is expected to be the best.


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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Oct 17, 2009 8:40 pm

"I'd like to thank the Academy..."

After seeing an advanced screening of HBO's upcoming documentary By the People: The Election of Barack Obama, members of the Academy could hardly contain their glee. The meteoric rise of Hollywood's favorite politician, captured on hope-saturated reels, was more than enough reason to make documentary subjects eligible for Best Actor.


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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:15 pm

This is pretty funny. :-b The lottery thing, they had a blip of that idea on SNL the other day. "I won the lottery! $70 million! And I never bought a ticket!"
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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Metroid » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:18 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:This is pretty funny. :-b The lottery thing, they had a blip of that idea on SNL the other day. "I won the lottery! $70 million! And I never bought a ticket!"

Really? I missed that, I thought I was being pretty original. :,-(
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Re: Obama wins Nobel

Postby Metroid » Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:45 pm

Obama drives fast! ;-D

Daytona Beach, Florida - After 200 laps and 500 miles it was President Barack Obama who hoisted the Daytona 500 trophy over his head. President Obama never trailed in the race, most likely due to his not having a car in the race. Regardless it was President Obama who was declared the winner.


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