My main man, Met. If you get a minute, I'd love some tips on how to spend all that time reading and posting yet still keep the wife entertained!
"Metro, time to come to bed, honey."
"Just a sec, hon." Clickety-Clackety, Clickety-Clackety
"I'm wearing that teddy you love."
"Really? Sweet! 5 more minutes, though. OK?" Clickety-Clackety, Clickety-Clackety.
"Samus Aran Metroid! You bring your butt to bed right now! I'm waiting!"
"OK, OK, OK. I'm powering down right now." Baaa...
"What was that, dear?"
"Huh? What? Nothing."
"There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness." - Po (Kung Fu Panda)