20,000 Illegitimate sheep born in Portland area

[iky]

Congratulations on all that typing, Metro!

[joejlitz]

My main man, Met. If you get a minute, I'd love some tips on how to spend all that time reading and posting yet still keep the wife entertained!

"Metro, time to come to bed, honey."
"Just a sec, hon." Clickety-Clackety, Clickety-Clackety
"I'm wearing that teddy you love."
"Really? Sweet! 5 more minutes, though. OK?" Clickety-Clackety, Clickety-Clackety.
"Samus Aran Metroid! You bring your butt to bed right now! I'm waiting!"
"OK, OK, OK. I'm powering down right now." Baaa...
"What was that, dear?"
"Huh? What? Nothing."

[Metroid]

haha....nice Joe.

[Dan Lambskin]

i'm starting to become skeptical of this story...Met with a female sheep...it just doesent seem believable

[logan]

Grats