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Postby scottaa1 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:35 am

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/143585/sex_for_world_series_tickets/

Let’s say that you’re a woman, and you’re a die hard fan of the home team. And let’s further stipulate that you’re not a season ticket holder, and you don’t have hundreds of dollars to buy a pair of tickets for yourself and your spouse, even for the cheap seats at the local stadium. What to do, what to do? How about placing an advertisement on Craig’s List, and hope that a sympathetic person who has a couple of spare tickets will help you out?


Allegedly, Finkelstein crossed some type of arbitrary line, and offered (or implied) that she’d be willing to perform sex acts on the cop and his brother in exchange for two tickets. She was cuffed, booked, and her mug shot is now popping up all over the web.


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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:44 am

i'd hit...nah...not even with Met's junk
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:56 am

Classy.
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:43 am

I'd hate to think what I could get for my Lions tickets 8-o :-o :-P %-6 :-{
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Postby Nfl Fan » Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:34 pm

craigslist ad...

DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX!
Diehard Phillies fan - gorgeous tall buxom blonde - in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable. I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!


And no, I didn't answer it! :-B
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Re: box seats?

Postby dream_017 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:25 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:craigslist ad...

DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX!
Diehard Phillies fan - gorgeous tall buxom blonde - in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable. I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!


And no, I didn't answer it! :-B

Creative type? :-? So, she likes to draw O:-) What does that have to do with selling tickets ;-7
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Re: box seats?

Postby Metroid » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:14 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i'd hit...nah...not even with Met's junk

There's a tie in joke there somewhere with our posts in the "why girls stay single" thread. I'm not exactly sure where though. :-/
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