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The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby portisfan24 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:03 pm

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Read the small writeup then listen to the audio. I am in utter disbelief as to how a guy can act like that. It's hilarious.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Guru13 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 8:28 pm

Portisfan, if you have any sort of addiction, to say fantasy football - btw you might wanna look that up, fantasy football addiction - I'm not interested. :-B :-b

... what a schmo this dude is.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby portisfan24 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:28 am

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:Portisfan, if you have any sort of addiction, to say fantasy football - btw you might wanna look that up, fantasy football addiction - I'm not interested. :-B :-b

... what a schmo this dude is.


I've read this a few times and have no idea what you are talking about.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby FearandLoathinginATL » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:55 am

portisfan24 wrote:
FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:Portisfan, if you have any sort of addiction, to say fantasy football - btw you might wanna look that up, fantasy football addiction - I'm not interested. :-B :-b

... what a schmo this dude is.


I've read this a few times and have no idea what you are talking about.


he's mocking that guys second voicemail, take out passive-aggressive and insert fantasy football addiction.

but seriously. who the hell leaves not 1, but 2 voicemails like that? i dont know much about women, but offhanded insults and ultimatums are not how i generally go about attracting them...
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby treat24 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:38 am

Been in a cave for 6 months? :-b Those Dimitri voicemails are old. This story is at least 4 months old. Guys like that make girls put up a huge guard for all guys.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:16 am

FearandLoathinginATL wrote:but seriously. who the hell leaves not 1, but 2 voicemails like that? i dont know much about women, but offhanded insults and ultimatums are not how i generally go about attracting them...


For your and Guru's sake, here is the single simplest thing you can do to attract women. First, pay them a sincere compliment ("I think you're the most attractive woman in the room") and then say something to let them know you are not a freak, like all the other guys ("I think you're the most attractive woman in the room, and I don't even have a fat fetish").

seriously, the best way to attract women is to smell like freshly printed cash.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:19 am

scottaa1 wrote:
FearandLoathinginATL wrote:but seriously. who the hell leaves not 1, but 2 voicemails like that? i dont know much about women, but offhanded insults and ultimatums are not how i generally go about attracting them...


For your and Guru's sake, here is the single simplest thing you can do to attract women. First, pay them a sincere compliment ("I think you're the most attractive woman in the room") and then say something to let them know you are not a freak, like all the other guys ("I think you're the most attractive woman in the room, and I don't even have a fat fetish").

seriously, the best way to attract women is to smell like freshly printed cash.


i usually just pull my junk out and say "take it or leave it"
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Nfl Fan » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:56 am

OMG... what a tool! :-*
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:04 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:i usually just pull my junk out and say "take it or leave it"



that's what she said wrote:OMG... what a tool! :-*
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Metroid » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:31 am

Nfl Fan wrote:OMG... what a tool! :-*

that's what she said.
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