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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:42 am

Metroid wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:OMG... what a tool! :-*

i'm a day late and a dollar short


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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Metroid » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:00 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Metroid wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:OMG... what a tool! :-*

i'm a day late and a dollar short


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That's not what your wife said. 8-o
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:09 am

Metroid wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Metroid wrote:i'm a day late and a dollar short


FTFY

That's not what your wife said. 8-o


oh yeah...well the jerk store called :-B
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Metroid » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:11 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Metroid wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
FTFY

That's not what your wife said. 8-o


oh yeah...well the jerk store called :-B

Are they out of me again? :-t
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby steelerfan513 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:30 pm

Metroid wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:OMG... what a tool! :-*

that's what she said.


:-b

That guy's an ***hole.

Oh, and the guy that left those two messages is also an ***hole. :-D
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby portisfan24 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:07 pm

FearandLoathinginATL wrote:
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FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:Portisfan, if you have any sort of addiction, to say fantasy football - btw you might wanna look that up, fantasy football addiction - I'm not interested. :-B :-b

... what a schmo this dude is.


I've read this a few times and have no idea what you are talking about.


he's mocking that guys second voicemail, take out passive-aggressive and insert fantasy football addiction.

but seriously. who the hell leaves not 1, but 2 voicemails like that? i dont know much about women, but offhanded insults and ultimatums are not how i generally go about attracting them...


Haha my bad, didn't pick up on that. I would say we all have our different methods in meeting women, I say go with whatever works for you. What I do know is that this is NOT the way to do it.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby urbanbreez » Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:37 pm

This guy needs to watch that scene from Swingers and learn how NOT to do things.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:02 pm

She should definitely call him. And ask him where has he been all her life.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby scottaa1 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:08 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:She should definitely call him. And ask him where has he been all her life.


I'm guessing he's been busy digging a pond and dealing with renter issues.
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Re: The Reason Girls Stay Single

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:17 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:She should definitely call him. And ask him where has he been all her life.


I'm guessing he's been busy digging a pond and dealing with renter issues.


If that were the case she'd be taken already....
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