The Reason Girls Stay Single

[Dan Lambskin]

OMG... what a tool!

i'm a day late and a dollar short

FTFY

[Metroid]

OMG... what a tool!

i'm a day late and a dollar short

FTFY

That's not what your wife said.

[Dan Lambskin]

i'm a day late and a dollar short

FTFY

That's not what your wife said.

oh yeah...well the jerk store called

[Metroid]

FTFY

That's not what your wife said.

oh yeah...well the jerk store called

Are they out of me again?

[steelerfan513]

OMG... what a tool!

that's what she said.

That guy's an ***hole.

Oh, and the guy that left those two messages is also an ***hole.

[portisfan24]

Portisfan, if you have any sort of addiction, to say fantasy football - btw you might wanna look that up, fantasy football addiction - I'm not interested.

... what a schmo this dude is.

I've read this a few times and have no idea what you are talking about.

he's mocking that guys second voicemail, take out passive-aggressive and insert fantasy football addiction.

but seriously. who the hell leaves not 1, but 2 voicemails like that? i dont know much about women, but offhanded insults and ultimatums are not how i generally go about attracting them...

Haha my bad, didn't pick up on that. I would say we all have our different methods in meeting women, I say go with whatever works for you. What I do know is that this is NOT the way to do it.

[urbanbreez]

This guy needs to watch that scene from Swingers and learn how NOT to do things.

[Omaha Red Sox]

She should definitely call him. And ask him where has he been all her life.

[scottaa1]

She should definitely call him. And ask him where has he been all her life.

I'm guessing he's been busy digging a pond and dealing with renter issues.

[Omaha Red Sox]

She should definitely call him. And ask him where has he been all her life.

I'm guessing he's been busy digging a pond and dealing with renter issues.

If that were the case she'd be taken already....