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Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby steakhead » Mon Nov 09, 2009 11:51 am

Which players do you think have jumped the shark (on their way to nothing).

My picks:
Jake Delhoume
LT (he looks slow)
Larry Johnson
T.O. (may be good on a good team)
McNabb (did you notice the yards that Kolb put up when D M was hurt)
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Re: Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby moochman » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:22 pm

Lions RB Kevin Smith. Looks slower with every game. No burst, no moves, here sharky-sharky.

Julie Jones jumped the guppy. Never enough drive to be a star, but has lost his way despite the Seabags handing the job to him.

Willis McGahee? Seems to have disappeared. Could be he lost enough speed that all he has left is jump. As in jump the shark.

Selvin Young..., no wait. He didn't jump the shark, he friggin' died.

Also, Fish Willie Parker. Sucks to suck on a contract year. GL with that.
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Re: Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby doublej73 » Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:54 pm

Add in Donnie Avery. Granted he is more of a never was than a has been, but the Rams are so bad you would think someone would be rolling up garbage yards at WR in all their blow out losses. Instead Avery contributes gems like 1 catch, 4 yard one fumble lost games. Ugh!

I started him that week and yes, I'm still bitter!
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Re: Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby HomerJay » Tue Nov 10, 2009 8:44 am

Witten....unless something is wrong with him he's lost a step. No more seperation...at all.
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Re: Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby doublej73 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:37 pm

After Thursday night, add Jay Cutler to the list. Looks like he needs another preseason to get in synch with his B list receivers.
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Re: Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby joejlitz » Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:58 pm

Eddie Royal.
Greg Jennings.
LT and Darren Sproles. No running game in SD.
And a bid 2nd to K. Smith. His fantasy playoff schedule is ruthless, as well.
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Re: Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby moochman » Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:34 am

joejlitz wrote:And a bid 2nd to K. Smith. His fantasy playoff schedule is ruthless, as well.


There is a possibility that Smith could be in a real RBBC from here on out. Mo Morris and rookie Aaron Hill (I think that's his name) have started getting more play and look more threatening than Smith has. Downgrade the rest of the way out, methinks.
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Re: Which Players have jumped the Shark

Postby Bronco_7 » Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:16 pm

Jay Cutler. No doubt this guy has jumped the shark. Maybe it is just that he plays for the Bears, but when he can't tell a WR from a corner, safety or D-lineman on the other team I would say that is on him. He has definitely jumped the shark.
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