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Drunk trucker calls 911

Postby scottaa1 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:55 am

What a loser. I know where that strip club is, it's a pretty bad part of town. Guy leaves his 5 year old son in the truck, unlocked, while he goes in and gets loaded, then can't remember where he parked and calls 911 to report a stolen truck and lost child.

http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=11565008

The following is a partial transcript of the 911 call Crawford made when he couldn't locate his truck after leaving the strip club.

"I need to report a stolen vehicle and a lost child," Crawford told the 911 dispatch operator.

"Where's the child? You don't know who took him?" the operator asked.

"He was in the vehicle when it was tooken [sic]," Crawford replied, slurring some of his words.
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Re: Drunk trucker calls 911

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:20 am

Sucks we have to share oxygen with this idiot.
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Re: Drunk trucker calls 911

Postby dream_017 » Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:53 am

He should have just posted here. ;-)
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Re: Drunk trucker calls 911

Postby ampant » Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:13 pm

What a douchebag
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It's time to put down the crack-pipe and step away from the keyboard.
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