You really can't fix stupid

[Dan Lambskin]

one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still

at least it wasn't a dip can, full of someone's tobacco spit. cuz THAT would have been gross.

That would have been terrible. I was driving to a Mets game with one of my good friends and I was using a Snapple bottle as a spitter and I left it in there as we went into the game, on the way home I look to my right and see my friend take a swig of it.

if you think that's gross, one day me and a buddy were headed to a ballgame and we stopped at the gas station. i asked him to grab me something to drink and the bastard gets me a Strawberry Quick

[Mookie4ever]

one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still

at least it wasn't a dip can, full of someone's tobacco spit. cuz THAT would have been gross.

That would have been terrible. I was driving to a Mets game with one of my good friends and I was using a Snapple bottle as a spitter and I left it in there as we went into the game, on the way home I look to my right and see my friend take a swig of it.

That's really disgusting. I'm sick to my stomach.
You went to a Mets game?!?!?

[bigh0rt]

we used to intentionally drop things into our beers and then try to catch it in our teeth when we chugged. But we didn't do it when we were little kids

one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still

at least it wasn't a dip can, full of someone's tobacco spit. cuz THAT would have been gross.

I did that in college once and proceeded to throw up all over the place. Worse thing EVER.

[Omaha Red Sox]

we used to intentionally drop things into our beers and then try to catch it in our teeth when we chugged. But we didn't do it when we were little kids

one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still

I did that exact same thing. Luckily the bottle only had a couple butts floating in the inch or so of beer, but yeah, that sucked.

I second Mookie. Don't let kids drink soda.

[Metroid]

I second Mookie. Don't let kids drink soda.

Or chew spit....or Strawberry Quick.