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Re: You really can't fix stupid

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Dec 02, 2009 1:37 pm

Dawinner127 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray :-P luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still :-P


at least it wasn't a dip can, full of someone's tobacco spit. cuz THAT would have been gross. :-{

That would have been terrible. I was driving to a Mets game with one of my good friends and I was using a Snapple bottle as a spitter and I left it in there as we went into the game, on the way home I look to my right and see my friend take a swig of it. :-* :-*


if you think that's gross, one day me and a buddy were headed to a ballgame and we stopped at the gas station. i asked him to grab me something to drink and the bastard gets me a Strawberry Quick :-P
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Re: You really can't fix stupid

Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:11 pm

Dawinner127 wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray :-P luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still :-P


at least it wasn't a dip can, full of someone's tobacco spit. cuz THAT would have been gross. :-{

That would have been terrible. I was driving to a Mets game with one of my good friends and I was using a Snapple bottle as a spitter and I left it in there as we went into the game, on the way home I look to my right and see my friend take a swig of it. :-* :-*



That's really disgusting. I'm sick to my stomach.
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Re: You really can't fix stupid

Postby bigh0rt » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:38 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:we used to intentionally drop things into our beers and then try to catch it in our teeth when we chugged. But we didn't do it when we were little kids ;-D


one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray :-P luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still :-P


at least it wasn't a dip can, full of someone's tobacco spit. cuz THAT would have been gross. :-{

I did that in college once and proceeded to throw up all over the place. Worse thing EVER.
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Re: You really can't fix stupid

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:55 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:we used to intentionally drop things into our beers and then try to catch it in our teeth when we chugged. But we didn't do it when we were little kids ;-D


one time i accidentally took a drink from a beer can that people had been using as an ashtray :-P luckily i just went for a sip and wondered why there were chunks in it, so it could have been a lot worse, but still :-P


I did that exact same thing. Luckily the bottle only had a couple butts floating in the inch or so of beer, but yeah, that sucked.

I second Mookie. Don't let kids drink soda.
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Re: You really can't fix stupid

Postby Metroid » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:09 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:I second Mookie. Don't let kids drink soda.

Or chew spit....or Strawberry Quick. %-6

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