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Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:42 pm

One good thing about a 'guys' trip to a Seahawks game is that all the farts in the car are funny.
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Re: FARTS

Postby Munboy » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:02 pm

It boggles my mind that women do not find flatulence funny. :-?
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Re: FARTS

Postby Dan Lambskin » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:11 pm

good old farts. we went to a New Years Day party where there were different appetizers being served every hour, along with booze. between that and New Years Eve appetizers and booze i had some pretty raunchy gas going.
so i was sitting on the couch with my 1 year old and my friends 2.5 year old and i ripped a nice one. i called his wife in to check her kids diaper and then laughed when she realized it was me. it was even funnier when her kid asked if my son needed to change me :-b
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Re: FARTS

Postby scottaa1 » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:33 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote: i called his wife in to check her kids diaper and then laughed when she realized it was me.


u owe me a new keyboard Dan-o :-b
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Re: FARTS

Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Jan 04, 2010 2:54 pm

scottaa1 wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote: i called his wife in to check her kids diaper and then laughed when she realized it was me.


u owe me a new keyboard Dan-o :-b


No kidding.. My eyes are watering from laughter! ;-D
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Re: FARTS

Postby WaCougMBS » Mon Jan 04, 2010 4:41 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
scottaa1 wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote: i called his wife in to check her kids diaper and then laughed when she realized it was me.


u owe me a new keyboard Dan-o :-b


No kidding.. My eyes are watering from laughter! ;-D


LOL, that was awesome! I'm going to have to add that trick to my "repertoire" :-b
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Re: FARTS

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:27 pm

What I like to do to my kid sometimes, if I feel like I can push one out, is when he says something, really anything, and I ask him "know what I think about that?" and let one loose in his direction. Good times.
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