good old farts. we went to a New Years Day party where there were different appetizers being served every hour, along with booze. between that and New Years Eve appetizers and booze i had some pretty raunchy gas going.
so i was sitting on the couch with my 1 year old and my friends 2.5 year old and i ripped a nice one. i called his wife in to check her kids diaper and then laughed when she realized it was me. it was even funnier when her kid asked if my son needed to change me